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The "puter" abbreviation is similar to the "comp" abbreviation, but it possesses a unique charm due to its playful pronunciation that people often speak in real life as "baby speak." While it is a "cutesy" abbreviation, both seasonednetizensand those new to the tech realm use the abbreviation.
A mildly insulting term for someone who behaves annoyingly or inconsiderately, particularly when they seem to take pleasure in bothering others. It's the kind of playground-grade insult that somehow survived into adulthood because it's just silly enough to defuse tension. Use it when someone's being obnoxious but you don't want to get too serious about it.
A Facebook feature that lets you send a cryptic, low-commitment notification to someone without actually saying anythingβthe digital equivalent of awkwardly waving at someone from across the room. It screams "I want your attention but I'm too anxious to actually message you."
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A widely-used acronym for the personal computer which is most often associated with computers that run the Windows operating system, as opposed to Mac OS X or Linux.
Its an AI which finds job for you! Beware of her because she scrutinizes but she also finds the uniqueness in you
it means your n ass hole and you get pussy
problem between chair and keyboard
Pics or it didn't happen
post proof or recant
Since promo is a popular abbreviation, you may see or hear it in various contexts, including in real life, in messages, and online. Additionally, people may use promo as "promote," "promotion," or "promotional materials."
A phrase a cuban would use when expressing that he is not shit.
(v) the slang term pshpshpsh often refers to- opening the woman's genital and pressing one's face into it. (Scenario One)- One man and one woman are having sex. The man pshpshpshs by putting his face into the woman's genital... Get it now? So, if I pshpshpshed on your mom, you would be pretty fucking mad? Eh, mate? Oh yeah by the way, your face will get wet.
Pain In The f**king Ass
You will likely see or hear prof online, in messages, or in real life (IRL). For example, your friend may complain about a prof to you in a text, or you might see someone talk about a computer science prof in a post on a web forum or social site.
When a band evolves (or devolves, depending on your perspective) from edgy rock credibility to radio-friendly pop palatability. It's the musical equivalent of selling out, where hard edges get smoothed into catchy hooks that your mom unironically enjoys. The transformation usually involves cleaner production, simpler lyrics, and a sudden appearance on morning show performances.
The unpleasant surprise of toilet water splash-back that hits your rear end during a flushβnature's unsolicited spa treatment in its most awkward form.
A delightful portmanteau describing the ability to love multiple songs with equal intensity, unable to commit to just one favorite. It's the musical equivalent of polyamory, except your Spotify Wrapped is the only thing judging you. For those whose 'favorite song' answer changes hourly and whose playlists have commitment issues.
The ultra secret burger at McDonald's that only pimps can order.
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Promposal is when a person asks someone to go to his or her high school prom. It combines "prom" and "proposal."