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To be in deep trouble, utterly doomed, or completely finished. When someone is 'cooked,' there is no recovery, no redemption arc, no coming back. The goose isn't just cooked -- it's burnt, the kitchen is on fire, and the fire department isn't coming.
Being caught doing something wrong or embarrassing with undeniable evidence, as if it were captured on a crystal-clear 4K resolution camera. There is no denying it, no excusing it, and no blurring the footage. The crime is documented in ultra-high definition.
An unavoidable life experience that shapes who you become, borrowed from the Spider-Verse movie. Getting your heart broken? Canon event. Embarrassing haircut phase? Canon event. You can't prevent it without unraveling the fabric of someone's personal timeline.
Describes someone who spends so much time on the internet that their worldview has been entirely shaped by online discourse. They reference memes in real conversations, have opinions about drama between strangers, and haven't seen sunlight in a way that concerns their doctor.
An aesthetic style that embraces exaggeration, irony, theatricality, and over-the-top artifice. Popularized by Susan Sontag and then re-popularized by the Met Gala theme. It's the art of being so extra that it circles back around to being artistic. Think flamingos, not minimalism.
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For example, a CSM may look for potential customer issues and rectify them instead of reacting to them as they emerge (like a customer service representative). Other things a CSM may do include advocating for customers to ensure they feel valued, helping them see the value of the business' services, products, etc., and keeping them engaged to avoid losing them.
The universal nightmare scenario of being walked in on during a private moment of self-pleasure. Usually results in mutual trauma, weeks of avoiding eye contact, and a newfound appreciation for door locks.
The social media equivalent of a one-hit wonder's curse, where viral fame traps you in an endless cycle of content creation just to maintain relevance. It's when your 15 minutes of fame becomes a lifetime subscription to the algorithm's demands. Welcome to the hamster wheel of internet celebrity.
A coffice is a term that combines "coffee" and "office" to describe a coffee shop that people go to in order to work. It is an attractive place to work for those who need coffee to function and free WiFi.
Most often, the acronym CYM stands for "check your mail." If you receive CYM in a chat or text message, you should check your email or stroll down to your mailboxASAP.
Claribeth is what we know as a "somalian pirate" . She has the heart of gold but the gyat of drake .She is sneaky and conniving and often flirts with minors to get her way.Typical.Despite this , she is leader of the wolf pack known as the "quick queefers" .They trap their prey in a headlock and quickly queef in their opponents face ,producing a pungent smell of death . This is known as W rizz. Her victims have all been said to be situated in Ohio. Claribeth is a public Hero ,an inspiration and role model to others.
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The sexual act of stretching a woman's vagina with a moose antler and watching her masturbate with a Stanley Cup lubed up with maple syrup. Or, the sexual act of performing fellatio using syrup while atop or near a moose. Also the name of a popular Canadian magazine.
a friend or person you cuddle, nuzzle, or just show affection to in non-sexual ways but arent dating. you can call them up whenever you feel down or touch starved or just need a kiss on the cheek.
A snarky abbreviation for 'Can You Read,' typically deployed when someone asks a question that's already been answered in writing. It's the passive-aggressive cousin of 'RTFM' and the professional's alternative to screaming into the void. Perfect for those moments when your email clearly stated something three times.
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This page explains what the acronym "CRAT" means. The definition, example, and related terms listed above have been manually compiled and written by the Slang.net team.
Expert chatters and texters use CU as the base of other abbreviated "see you" phrases. For example,CUL8Ris short for "see you later," andCU2MRis short for "see you tomorrow."
In Minecraft, a creeper is a hostile mob that sneaks up on players and then explodes. Creepers are a common aspect of gameplay and have become one of the icons of Minecraft.
Controller is a League of Legends (LoL) term that refers to achampionwho supports or assists allies and The controller plays on thebottomlane.
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