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if I tell you what it means will you buy me a drink
A sudden, visceral feeling of disgust or repulsion toward someone you were previously attracted to, triggered by something small and often irrational. They chewed too loud? Ick. They ran weird? Ick. They used the wrong 'your'? Terminal ick. No recovery.
A declaration that something is deeply relatable to your personal experience, usually in response to memes or situations. The grammatically incorrect but emotionally accurate way to say 'I identify with this.'
internet service provider Also: Internet Service Provider—the company you pay monthly to access the internet, then curse regularly when your connection drops during important Zoom calls. They control the gateway to the digital world and know it, which explains why customer service often feels like negotiating with a digital hostage-taker. ISPs range from massive telecommunications conglomerates to local providers who actually answer the phone.
A phrase used to describe the energy or vibe something is projecting. Originating from ballroom culture, it's now used to assess everything from outfits to weather to someone's entire life trajectory. It's giving... judgment, but make it fashion.
if I recall correctly Also: Abbreviation for 'If I Recall Correctly,' the internet's way of hedging your bets when you're about 70% sure of something but don't want to get ratio'd if you're wrong. It's the digital equivalent of saying 'don't quote me on this' while definitely wanting to be quoted if you're right. A classic CYA maneuver in text form.
in my humble opinion Also: Acronym for "In My Humble Opinion," though the humility is often performative at best when deployed in online arguments. It's the internet's way of softening a potentially controversial statement while still saying exactly what you think. The digital equivalent of saying "no offense" right before offending someone.
Iben is a girl, said to be conceived on heavenly turf in a gang bang among the stars themselves. While gang bangs are often regarded as perverted, the beauty of Iben could not have been conceived by a sex-act between only two or three stars. It is told that Iben do not walk, but floats, and that her beauty cannot be captured without the use of that certain glowing effect which surrounded actresses in old films in black and white. While all of this is mainly speculations, current studies shows an increase of 50 percent beauty and 100 percent happiness amongst people who spend time with an Iben, and furthermore a 7 percent increase in confusion levels probably due to the other sudden changes. So Iben might seem like an angels name. However, everything comes as a cost. Parents, who want to name their child has to make a pact with the devil, causing them to lose any kind of common sense.
An acronym for the special department of a health facility that provides intensive care medicine for patients with severe injuries and illnesses; staffed by highly trained doctors and nurses that specialize in caring for critically ill patients; more commonly known asICU.
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When included in a recipient's address, ICO (in care of) denotes that a letter or package is being sent to a third-party, rather than directly to the recipient. For example, a package whoseTo:line reads as follows is being mailed to Lexical Industries, but ultimately intended for John Smith:
The IRS is a bureau of the Department of the Treasury and under the direction of the Commissioner of Internal Revenue. It employs roughly 80,000 government workers.
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The act of applying luxury skincare products with such reverence that it becomes a verb and a lifestyle choice. Born from the brand IJO, it's what people call their nightly routine when 'moisturizing' sounds too pedestrian. Essentially self-care rebranded for the Instagram era.
The promise to believers in Mathew 18:19 that if two of them on earth agree about anything they ask for, God the Father in heaven will grant it to them in the name of Jesus Christ—when God’s promise or miracle (breakthrough, deliverance, healing, …) is activated by a pray-er’s “Yes” with another faith partner’s “Amen,” because there is divine power in agreement.
An acronym that refers to a person's state in a virtual online world; may be associated withMMORPGgames, 3D online chatting programs, or any other virtual reality software.
Someone who strongly dislikes you may use IHU to mean "I hate you." Friends and family might also send you this acronym, typically in jest. (Not your brother Phil, though. He really does hate you.)
An acronym for 'I Am Laughing,' the more formal cousin of LOL for people who want to acknowledge humor without committing to actually laughing out loud. It's what you type when something is mildly amusing but not quite worthy of a full-blown laugh.
Someone who somehow manages to be both ignorant AND an anus—a particularly frustrating combination of stupidity and obnoxiousness that makes your brain cells want to retire.
I'll Love You Forever
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i don't f**king care
in my humble experience
A meme from late 2018 based on a TikTok song about Overwatch character selection arguments, representing the universal gamer frustration of someone else picking your main. It became the internet's go-to non-sequitur response to literally anything. The phrase transcended its gaming origins to become weaponized nonsense.