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Short for 'delusional,' used to describe someone whose expectations or beliefs are wildly disconnected from reality. Often used self-awarely, as in 'delulu is the solulu' (delusion is the solution). It's manifestation's unhinged cousin who refuses to acknowledge obstacles.
The slang term "ding" originated in the early days ofRPGsorMMORPGs, where the word mimics the "ding" sound often played to signal progress or a specific achievement (early games includedEverQuestandWorld of Warcraft). Players would type "ding!" to announce their progress, sparking celebratory messages or jokes from others in their party or guild.
The collective decline of human intelligence, usually blamed on social media, reality TV, or whatever platform your parents don't understand. It's the sociological equivalent of watching humanity slowly forget how to read instruction manuals. Often cited by people who ironically can't spell 'society' correctly.
For example, your connection to a messaging service may have been interrupted as you were conversing with a friend, and when you return, you say, "sorry about that. i got d/c from the app somehow." Or, you were at a pivotal point in a gaming quest, and your WiFi dropped out, prompting you to text your friend, "im so mad. i got d/c from the internet and am trying to get back on."
A code name for a guy who's acting like a complete idiot—selfish, disrespectful, and generally unpleasant. It's a way to call someone out without using their actual name.
Don't f**king waste my time
The quiet, silent, gal in your office who has more miles on her than Liz Taylor's mattress with questionable hygienic practices. Oft times you can see the fluid building up in her shoes.
a really cute guy that has an amazing smile, really nice and adorable, hotter then the sun and gives the best hugs and cuddles
driving under the influence
Australian/New Zealand slang referring to the clumps of waste that cling to a sheep's rear end, but more commonly used to describe someone unfashionable, dorky, or socially awkward. It's the Antipodean way of calling someone uncool without being too harsh. Essentially, you're comparing them to sheep butt lint.
A true friend who will be there for you till the end. Sure sometimes there will be a fight between you and this person, but deep down inside this person truly does care for you. This is a person that will give you car rides home as well as any other favor for you (sexual, but not all the time). Towards the end of the day you will not be able to not think about this guy due to all the nice things he has done and the memories that will last a lifetime.
When someone's excitement level transcends normal hype and enters the stratosphere of absolute uncontained enthusiasm. It's 'lit' but amplified with 'dumb' to indicate just how extraordinarily turnt up someone is.
do you cyber on the first chat
An green bird that owns the language learning website Duolingo. If you do not take your lessons you will get a message from Duolingo saying “Spanish or Vanish.” If you don’t take your lessons in the next 0.099999 seconds you will never be seen again. Believe it or not, there are actually 20 Duolingos. 5 of them have been killed. If you see this green bird (for images look up Duolingo and go to images), kill it or run. These Duolingo birds are also taking black and white forms (looks the same but is in black and white). Beware, and good luck.
dancing on the ceiling
The absurdist concept of elderly Iowa farmers slowly trespassing on others' land with their tractors to harvest crops that aren't theirs, then making their 'getaway' at a blistering 2 MPH. It's agricultural crime at a pace that makes sloths look hasty.
Those discussing former U.S. President Donald Trump may refer to him as DJT. This initialism incorporates President Trump's middle initial, J, which stands for John.
A mildly creative insult for an annoying person you'd prefer to never see again. Less harsh than alternatives, but still effectively dismissive of their entire existence.
Swiss-German-Slang meaning 'your father'. Especially meaning 'go ahead and fuck your father'.
Gamersoften abbreviate "damage" as dmg. You're likely to see this abbreviation used while playingMMORPGs,MOBAs, and/orFPSes, when players discuss how much damage they can deal or how much damage they've taken.
For example, your sister may text you, "DUCT mom and dad are going to Hawaii without us?" Or, you may message your friend, "DUCT trailer for the new Batman movie? It looks awesome!"
Desperately attracted to someone to the point of embarrassing behavior, or in a generally pathetic state. The digital age equivalent of being horny on main, but with witnesses.
don't ask me how I know
A cheaper alternative to an expensive product, usually makeup or fashion, that allegedly provides similar quality. The art of looking bougie on a budget, or as your bank account prefers to call it, survival.