No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
A college kid's college kid, as superficial as they get.
do i look like i give a s**t
Gamersoften abbreviate "damage" as dmg. You're likely to see this abbreviation used while playingMMORPGs,MOBAs, and/orFPSes, when players discuss how much damage they can deal or how much damage they've taken.
DisTwitter is a community of Disney fans who discuss the company's movies, TV shows, and theme parks on Twitter. Surprising no one who's passingly familiar with social media, DisTwitter throws around a lot ofhot takesabout Disney properties. Members of DisTwitter also share pictures of themselves visiting Disney parks, meeting Disney characters, and dressing in Disneycosplay.
A divorce body is when a person going through a divorce improves his or her physical attractiveness. The person may have gainedrelationship weightand is now dieting, exercising, and/or getting plastic surgery to attain an improved divorce body.
Drunken Fun is when a chick plays games with your head by making you think that your getting somewhere when your really not.
In a state of depression, melancholy or loneliness.
A Dirty Kimmi is when you insert a strawberry blowpop in your butthole while 69ing on top of a 95' Mazda Miata surrounded by a full naked orchestra in the middle of a cornfield. Each member of the orchestra also has a blow pop up their bum but not necessarily strawberry. Oh and they're playing ACDC's "Thunderstruck".
do I look like I f**king care
don't talk to me loser
driving under the influence
Carefree people use DW to mean "don't worry." These people believe that worrying is meaningless because it doesn't change anything. And you know what? They're right!
An abbreviation of doing; saves about 0.1 seconds of time by removing the "g;" commonly used in chat rooms when asking others what or how they are doing.
While it might seem like "datenap" is stealing a date, it's being so uninterested in a date that you fall asleep or zone out. If you startdatenapping, you probably don't have a connection with your date and should probably let them down quickly.
Used to describe demisexual people in a joking way, or make fun of them
The quiet, silent, gal in your office who has more miles on her than Liz Taylor's mattress with questionable hygienic practices. Oft times you can see the fluid building up in her shoes.
A time of day that doesn't actually exist, popularized by Mystery Science Theater 3000 as a sarcastic response to "What time is it?" It's the temporal equivalent of "whenever" meets "who cares," perfect for when actual time-telling seems like too much effort. Peak dad-joke energy.
The polyamorous ship name for Minecraft YouTubers Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Karl Jacobs, and Sapnap—because apparently two-person ships are so 2019. Not to be confused with the coffee chain, though both keep people awake at ungodly hours. Welcome to the chaotic world of internet fandom where shipping logic has left the building.
Distracted in workwalking victim is a person who is so important and mighty at work they cant take time to walk properly. They usually end up walking into a pole which bruises there ego even further that they go on a rampage at work with other employees
An Italian swag person, very influent for Italy's economy. Legends say that his dick is longer than a tree.
don't give a rats ass
don't you text me again
don't worry about it
damn you auto correct