Definition

A time of day that doesn't actually exist, popularized by Mystery Science Theater 3000 as a sarcastic response to "What time is it?" It's the temporal equivalent of "whenever" meets "who cares," perfect for when actual time-telling seems like too much effort. Peak dad-joke energy.

Example Usage

"When does this boring meeting end?" "Looks like we're here until dork thirty, buddy."

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dork%20Thirty&defid=2368335)

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