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To get rejected or curved by someone you're trying to hook up with, presumably with the smooth evasive maneuver of a drifting car. The romantic equivalent of getting left in the dust while someone speeds away from your advances.
A dickhead with the added insult of being a yuppie poser—basically someone who's both obnoxious AND trying too hard to seem sophisticated.
Slang for methamphetamine and the chaotic activities associated with it, including the frantic tinkering and obsessive tweaking users do after smoking. A straightforward (if troubling) window into addiction culture.
A complimentary (or brutally honest) way to describe someone sporting a particularly voluminous posterior, especially when flaunted in flattering athletic wear.
Distracted in workwalking victim is a person who is so important and mighty at work they cant take time to walk properly. They usually end up walking into a pole which bruises there ego even further that they go on a rampage at work with other employees
When you take laxatives, shit into a cup, and proceed to fill up a syringe with your shit and black tar heroin, and then inject it into one of your veins.
For someone to be VERY sexy but also open to having sex. Pronounced Do- decalicious
(verb)-Meaning to tell someone information. (slang) to give the 411*
Don't Ask Me How I Know - I Just Know
don't give a rats ass
Those who want you to tell the truth might start a message with DLTM ("don't lie to me"). This acronym is primarily used in online chat and text messages, by those seeking honest responses.
DILLIGAFF is an extended version of theDILLIGAFacronym. It's another way of saying, "Does it look like I care?"
this kid is a fag that has no life and should stop making up crap about people that would never even think of going out with them. Did i mention you are a fag and gay
An escalated form of douchebag, reserved for someone whose douchey behavior has reached such epic proportions they deserve a surname to commemorate it. It's douchebaggery with pedigree. The kind of person who makes regular jerks look like decent humans by comparison.
A time of day that doesn't actually exist, popularized by Mystery Science Theater 3000 as a sarcastic response to "What time is it?" It's the temporal equivalent of "whenever" meets "who cares," perfect for when actual time-telling seems like too much effort. Peak dad-joke energy.
To dune is an non-alcoholic activity mostly consisting of postponing all of your worktasks and canceling your appointments in favor of playing videogames, watching porn, laying on the couch and stalking hoes on facebook. To dune is the opposite of to beef.
Doorbuster is a special kind of sale where crazy low prices draw shoppers in early to the point where they want to bust down the doors to get in (figuratively, hopefully). Retailers typically offer these deals early on in their operating hours during major sales events like Black Friday. The discounts are usually substantial but limited in quantity ("while supplies last!"), so the goal is to lure early-bird shoppers who will purchase the doorbuster items and also stick around to buy other full-priced items.
Carefree people use DW to mean "don't worry." These people believe that worrying is meaningless because it doesn't change anything. And you know what? They're right!
The ironic misspelling of "dumbhead" that somehow makes the insult hit harder through its own stupidity. It's like calling someone an idiot while simultaneously demonstrating what one looks like—meta stupidity at its finest.
A devoted follower of the Grateful Dead and related jam bands who often structures their entire lifestyle around concert tours and the band's ethos. These fans form a distinct subculture known for tie-dye, communal values, and an encyclopedic knowledge of setlists. Many literally followed Jerry Garcia around the country like a traveling commune on wheels.
A gentleman sporting the bold fashion choice of cut-off jean shorts, presumably to achieve maximum leg visibility and minimum social credibility.
When a narcissistic person fakes their own death with the help of their family and friends, in lieu of breaking up with someone.
Danalee is a girl who’s a freak in the sheets. She can be sexy, and cute at the same time. She extremely confident. Even tho she has a fetish for incest stuff and feet.
An Italian swag person, very influent for Italy's economy. Legends say that his dick is longer than a tree.