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A strategic fake cough deployed to mask heavy breathing after physical exertion, allowing someone to save face by implying they're sick rather than out of shape. The ultimate performance art of plausible deniability on staircases everywhere.
Short for 'for real, for real' -- because saying 'for real' once wasn't convincing enough. The repetition adds emphasis, like the person is swearing on everything they own. It's the text equivalent of looking someone dead in the eyes while making a statement.
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Like mood swings, but for your appetite—the unpredictable fluctuation in what and how much you want to eat from day to day. One day you're craving kale salads, the next you need an entire pizza to survive. It's your body's way of keeping restaurants guessing and making dinner plans unnecessarily complicated.
meaning cool, dope, or sickk
Runners and hikers use FKT to stand for "fastest known time." Many notable running and hiking trails have recorded FKTs, which are the fastest known times in which a runner or hiker completed them. Other runners and hikers often strive to beat these FKTs.
The slang term "fly" initially emerged from African American Vernacular English (AAVE) in the 1950s to praise someone's sharp appearance or confident demeanor. It eventually peaked in mainstream popularity during the late 1980s and into the early 1990s, especially in hip-hop and urban culture.
Acronym for F*ck Entirely Off.
Doing something questionable or chaotic specifically to create an interesting story or memory. The justification for bad decisions when you're treating your life like a TV show that needs better ratings.
For example, your college professor might send you an email that says "FTTT I will be giving in-class pop quizzes." This means your professor plans to spring quizzes on your class without notice (likely in an attempt to encourage attendance).
The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long. Symptoms include: Shivering Severe agitation An impatience to arrive at the destination A temporary hatred for the car's owner Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own. This condition is known to affect men more than women.
When someone is seeking attention or validation.
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Because sending long email messages to your friends is a dying art (thanks, social media), you're unlikely to encounter FYF these days. Still, you may see FYF used at the end of longDMsand chat messages, which have largely replaced emails these days.
Workers who fail up are promoted despite constant mediocrity or failure. Failing up is a fairly common phenomenon in the business world - so common, in fact, that there's a slang term to describe it.
A cheeky abbreviation for the Fox network that lets you complain about their terrible programming decisions while maintaining a thin veil of professionalism.
Someone who thinks you're FOS thinks you're "full of s***." This acronym is used to call out people who are lying or ignorant.
A colorful euphemism for vomiting after excessive drinking, inspired by how penguins regurgitate food for their young. It's nature's way of reminding you that those last three tequila shots were a terrible idea. At least penguins do it out of love; you're just doing it out of poor judgment.
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An acronym that describes something you don't want to get out to the general public; also a military and business term used to label documents for restricted or limited distribution.
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Eating A delicious milkshake while under the influence of marijuana, weed, pot, smoke, green and, grass.
When someone makes a dramatic appearance change that fundamentally alters how others perceive them, named after the TV show character who cut her iconic hair and allegedly tanked the show's ratings. It's the aesthetic equivalent of updating your app and losing all your favorite features.