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A colorful euphemism for vomiting after excessive drinking, inspired by how penguins regurgitate food for their young. It's nature's way of reminding you that those last three tequila shots were a terrible idea. At least penguins do it out of love; you're just doing it out of poor judgment.
derogatory comment, usually referring to someone who sits on their ass while everyone else does the work.
The Doo Doo of cars.
My favorite non-swear word that really isn't one
When a man dips his balls into a woman's vagina then rest his nuts on her nose while she licks his choad.
Taking a Brillo pad or steel wool pad, putting it in a fat chicks ass, and touching a 9 volt battery to it while you fuck them doggystyle.
f**ked up beyond all recognition
first world problems
The unapologetic, sugar-laden, original formula Coca-Cola that hasn't been neutered by the diet or zero-calorie treatment. It's what health-conscious people say with mild horror when they realize their drink wasn't the artificially sweetened version they requested. The beverage equivalent of going all-in instead of hedging your bets.
a telivision channel that has runned some of the best comedies and cancelled them while at the same time keeping some of the worst shows. They used to have futurama and family guy but cancelled them because fox hates people. They got rid of andy richter controls the universe and gave him a shitty new show called "quintuplit". They also show arressted development which is the best show you jackasses don't watch. The only thing keeping them alive is the simpsons which after season 12 started getting bad because they got new writers who just try to pander the off the wall humor way too much and don't have the same sharp edge they used to. How king of the hill is still on is a mystery to me. to recap good shows that fox dropped:futurama,family guy,andy richter controls the universe. If these shows were still on there the fox network wouldn't have to cling to the simpsons and pump out bad reality shows.
falling from chair laughing
falls out of chair laughing
f**k you mother f**ker
A phrase that refers to the good and bad results of a person's actions and decisions made throughout his or her life.
People making momentous decisions use FBOW to mean "for better or worse." This acronym means a person is ready to stand by their choice, no matter the outcome.
These fish, often calledminnows, are usually new to the format or just casual players and have not built up the skill to compete with more experienced players. Roughly 70% of them lose money playing DFS, which goes to the sharks that feed on their losses. The term is similar to the "shooting fish in a barrel" phrase.
An acronym that stands for fantasy football league, which consists of teams managed by participants. These participants draft players to compete and earn points based on their on-field performance.
Fandom is a slang term for a community of fans that combines "fanatics" and "kingdom." This term is used to describe a community of fans of team, person, TV show, movie, etc.
Some examples of when you may forward an email include email coupons, invitations to an event, a crazy email from your uncle that you want to laugh at with someone else, or a politicalhot take. Oh, and of course, the cursed email that will bring you bad luck if you don't forward it to at least 15 other people.
(noun) A degrading form of exploitation. The female equivalent of a sleaze who sleeps with you and never calls. Except in this case the sleaze doesn't sleep with you and calls all the f*cking time.
The act of sliding someone's underwear to the side rather than removing it entirely before intimate activity, mimicking the functional elegance of French doors that open without swinging wide. Efficiency meets spontaneity in furniture-inspired foreplay terminology.
An emphatic affirmation meaning 'for sure,' popularized by Snoop Dogg's linguistic creativity in the early 2000s. Part of the '-izzy' suffix movement that briefly convinced people that adding '-izzy' to anything made it cooler.
An onomatopoetic expression of dismissal, functioning as both a verbal eye-roll and the sound of silent gastrointestinal rebellion. The sophisticated person's "whatever." Conveys maximum apathy with minimum effort.
Being disrespectfully bold, sassy, or impertinent in your tone, often directed at authority figures or elders. It's that specific brand of attitude where someone's mouth is writing checks their position can't cash. This is the vintage version of what we now call having 'a tone problem.'