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The term FOBO first appeared in an October 2020 Slate article titledThe FOBO Is Real, in which author Heather Schwedel explained FOBO's meaning. Seven months into the United States' roller coaster pandemic experience, Schwedel assumed most remote workers were feeling at least some amount of FOBO, until The New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin notably proved her wrong.
Gamers use FFXIV as shorthand for Final Fantasy XIV, which is anMMORPGpublished by Square Enix. After overcoming some initial hiccups, FFXIV went on to become one of the world's most popular MMORPGs. At the moment, it has an active playerbase of roughly 2.5 million players per day, rivalingWoW.
A cheeky abbreviation for the Fox network that lets you complain about their terrible programming decisions while maintaining a thin veil of professionalism.
An acronym that stands for fantasy football league, which consists of teams managed by participants. These participants draft players to compete and earn points based on their on-field performance.
An onomatopoetic expression of dismissal, functioning as both a verbal eye-roll and the sound of silent gastrointestinal rebellion. The sophisticated person's "whatever." Conveys maximum apathy with minimum effort.
British slang for someone being an idiot or acting like a complete tool. It's a softer, more playful insult than calling someone a proper moron, perfect for when your mate does something dumb but endearing.
An acronym standing for 'fat ugly bastard'—a crude insult combining physical appearance criticism with general contempt. Mostly dated internet slang from the early 2000s.
a male homosexual. Refers to anal penetration.
When someone is seeking attention or validation.
f**k you mother f**ker
For example, a craigslist or Facebook Marketplace post might read "FS: 20 pristine porcelain penguins. Currently parked near my pantry. Please pay promptly upon purchase."
A flamer is a person who enjoysflamingothers, which involves purposely angering other Internet users. It commonly involves using profane insults to attack others when gaming, chatting, or posting in forums online.
When someone's acting completely unhinged, irrational, or off-the-rails in their behavior. It's the PG-rated way of saying someone's lost their grip on reality and is now freewheeling through Crazytown. Usually deployed when someone's overreacting to a situation that doesn't warrant such theatrical drama.
f**ked Up Beyond Recognition
Besides song listings, you may see people use feat in messages, social media, and forums. For example, your friend may message you, "Didn't you see that the party was feat a live band?" Or, a person may post a video of you as a child on Facebook with the caption, "The cutest sneeze you will ever see. Feat Henry."
Those who are discussing FAANG stocks or companies are talking about "Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, and Google." These five titans of the tech industry have become so dominant (comprising 15% of the S&P 500's value) and embedded in the public's consciousness that they're sometimes referred to as one entity.
In fantasy sports leagues likeFFB, players earn points for their teams by recording positivestats. In FFB, they may be touchdowns, rushing yards, receiving yards, or catches.
When "fantastic" or "terrific" alone just won't capture your overwhelming enthusiasm, smash them together like a linguistic car accident. This portmanteau is deployed by people whose excitement levels exceed their vocabulary limits.
A Flag Job is a sexual act in which one participant jerks another off using a flag. Flag Jobs have significant advantages over an ordinary hand job, because there is no clean up involved, and the giver does not have to actually touch, or even see the receiver's penis. Plus, they're a great way to show off your nationalism. It can be abbreviated as FJ, but that is often mixed up with foot job.
Taking a Brillo pad or steel wool pad, putting it in a fat chicks ass, and touching a 9 volt battery to it while you fuck them doggystyle.
f**k it buddy, I'm just a reserve
f**k me up the p***y