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Gossip, drama, or juicy information. 'Spilling the tea' means sharing the gossip. 'Sipping tea' means you know the gossip but you're watching quietly. It's an entire beverage-based communication system for discussing other people's business and it's been boiling for years.
A directive to go outside and interact with the physical world, usually aimed at someone who has been online too long and has lost perspective on reality. It's the modern 'go play outside' but delivered with the urgency of a medical prescription.
The act of anthropomorphizing inanimate objects, inspired by that guy who befriended a volleyball for two hours of screen time. When you catch yourself apologizing to your printer or blaming your phone for being "in a mood," you've been Tom Hanksed. It's the modern equivalent of yelling at clouds, except the clouds are now your smart home devices.
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a guy who isn’t even fit that 13 year old girls who say things like ‘eye-‘ ‘oop-‘ are obsessed about. these ‘stand’ usually claim to be bisexual and have a crush on the ugly actor brie larson who queerbaits all the time.
How some michiganders refer to Michigan. Michigan is shaped like a mitten, which is why we call it the mitten.
The unfortunate but necessary act of exclaiming utter disdain for the grossly unfathomable amount of taxes forced on American citizens by the fascist Obama administration. This protest is generally done with the use of signs and teabags significant of the historical Boston Tea Party, and is peaceful as opposed to the riotous, uncontrolled spectacle created by those who approve socialism in the USA.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Totally not my problem
A talibangelical is an extremely passionate evangelical Christian that looks to impose their views on others. The term is derogatory, meant to criticize the person's overzealousness and restrictive beliefs by combining "Taliban" and "evangelical."
An auto maker that is "Moving you forward" even when you don't want to.
When regular petrified fear just doesn't cut it—you're four times as terrified, because apparently standard terror has levels like a video game boss. A mathematical escalation of dread that combines geometry with genuine anxiety. Perfect for describing that special kind of panic before facing your most intimidating obligations.
A phrase emphasizing surprise, disbelief, or strong reaction to something. Grammatically incomplete but emotionally complete, starting sentences that your English teacher would hate.
Acting strange, paranoid, or overly anxious, or more generally, tripping or overreacting about something. The state of being irrationally worked up over something that probably doesn't warrant that energy.
British slang for the Adidas-clad youth subculture known for tucking trackpants into socks, sporting oversized jackets, and perfecting the art of asking strangers for phone change. They're essentially the UK's answer to street corner philosophers, except their philosophy involves cigarettes and benefit fraud.
A Facebook group founded in 2011 that functions as a lawless digital wasteland where people share questionable life advice, terrible rap videos, and personal disasters for others' entertainment. It's essentially a self-esteem boost disguised as a social experiment—you feel better about your life by witnessing others' chaos.
The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities. Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"
A trans-phobic meme usually used by soyjak party users which is making fun of trans people while disliking/hating a person or a thing.
A delicious sandwich, that consists of sub bread, (6 inch only), pickles, salami and swiss cheese. Preferable order: cheese salami, pickles. The sandwich MUST be toasted to qualify as a Nicholas.
another way of saying totes magotes, but a cooler way of spelling
The act of fingering a pussy with all fingers on both hands. This can be done either to yourself, or another person.
To waste, not finish, or no take advantage of an opportunity.
The act of continuously behooving your partner in a sexual manner.
when you are so tired that you feel and act drunk