Tea

Definition

Gossip, drama, or juicy information. 'Spilling the tea' means sharing the gossip. 'Sipping tea' means you know the gossip but you're watching quietly. It's an entire beverage-based communication system for discussing other people's business and it's been boiling for years.

Example Usage

"She spilled the tea about the office drama and we all just sat there sipping ours. No one moved. No one breathed. The tea was scalding and delicious."

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