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Short for 'loss' or 'loser.' The evil twin of W. When something goes wrong or someone embarrasses themselves, they've taken an L. Life is now a scoreboard of W's and L's, and the internet is keeping track with the enthusiasm of a sports commentator.
The extended version of rent free -- when something has not only moved into your brain but has fully furnished the place and is hosting dinner parties. It implies a level of mental occupation that borders on obsessive and is entirely involuntary.
An ultra-casual abbreviation of "hello" for people who find removing three entire letters to be peak efficiency. Born from the texting era when every character saved was a victory, though now it's just a quirky affectation. Typically used ironically or by people who think being extremely informal is a personality trait.
An adverb meaning 'slightly,' 'secretly,' or 'not that seriously' -- used to soften any opinion so you have plausible deniability. It turns any bold statement into a casual whisper. 'I lowkey love that song' means you have it on repeat but your reputation depends on no one knowing.
let me put it this way
Letter of Intent—the 'I'm seriously interested but not legally committed yet' document that keeps everyone guessing. Also: laughing on the inside
A short stocky man who tends to have erectile dysfunction issues. Compulsive lying is his only personality trait
Love you miss you mean it
one who reads but doesn't reply
like I give a flying s**t
A portmanteau of "lucky" and "blessed" created for when you can't decide if your good fortune is divine intervention or random chance, so you just mash the words together and call it a day. It's the linguistic equivalent of hedging your spiritual bets, perfect for couples who think they invented love. Comes complete with mandatory hashtag usage because of course it does.
laughing my socks off
leave me alone mother f**ker
saying "lol" out loud
laughing to the point of tears
Love you like no other
Nadsat slang from "A Clockwork Orange" meaning "face," borrowed from Russian. It's part of Anthony Burgess's fictional youth language that mixed Russian, English, and pure invention. Using it in real conversation marks you as either a devoted Kubrick fan or someone who really commits to their literary references.
laughing out loud laugh my ass off
laughing out loud with tears in my eyes
A Bisexual retard dating the trap Yoda(WC) he used to be a normal /pol/ historian that went full weeb and gay one day, no one knows what disease attacked him but by God theres no cure. Name is based of cool English monarch. Very protective of his bitch Yoda.
laughing more than you
lots and lots of laughs
laughing on the outside
If you receive LUB near the end of a conversation, you can respond withILU2and some variation ofTTFN. This will let the sender know you understood their message, you love them, and you'll talk to them again later.