No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
That persistent acquaintance who mysteriously gravitates toward your locker every day despite not being your friend, desperately attempting conversation with the charm of a wet mop. Exhibit A of social obliviousness.
An early-internet declaration of affection written in 1337-speak (numeric/symbol substitution), a nostalgic relic of Y2K chat culture where deliberately misspelling 'love' supposedly made emotions more intense.