living off teh rez

Definition

The desperate state of being completely out of a substance (typically cannabis) and resorting to scraping the residue from smoking devices to get by. It's the stoner equivalent of hitting rock bottom.

Example Usage

My dealer's been ghosting me all week—I've been living off teh rez, scraping my bong like it's a treasure chest.

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