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An acronym standing for Fap, Nap, and Crap—basically the holy trinity of self-care when you're feeling sick or terrible and need to reset your system, any combination works.
Internet shorthand for 'for fun'—used to clarify that something you said or did was not serious and shouldn't be taken literally. A digital wink to your audience.
A dog who will give you a limited amount of love but just enough so that he gets exactly what he wants (e.g., belly rubs, a nibble of your food, access to your bed). He will appear to know your boundaries (eg lays at your door bc he knows you’re allergic to him) but the minute you turn your back; he’s in your room shredding papers towels from your garbage can. If you rub his belly, he will place his paw on your hand - you think it’s affection but it’s really so you don’t stop. If you show him too much love, he knows he can get away with anything and will leave you the minute you stop rubbing him. Play hard to get, or this doggo will only use you and then leave you immediately after. TLDR: has an innocent face, looks harmless, but knows exactly how to get exactly what he wants. Beware of dog!
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A phrase that refers to the good and bad results of a person's actions and decisions made throughout his or her life.
When a Girl mutters her own name during sex.
Acronym standing for 'For Everyone Completely Overwhelmed Right Now'. Used on social media to introduce a cute or uplifting picture, meme, clip or piece of encouragement. Emphasis on cute and uplifting. Trend started in response to Covid-19, inflation and the Ukrainian invasion.
Going from being hungover to getting the flu all at once.
A spectacularly clueless person who couldn't find their way out of a paper bag with instructions. Think of them as a human equivalent of a noodle—floppy, directionless, and somewhat useless.
Street terminology for one-eighth of a kilogram of cocaine, which breaks down to four full ounces plus 13 grams (the 'baby' being the short half-ounce). Popularized by Young Jeezy's oddly specific pricing structure, this is drug dealing with a cute nickname attached. Your neighborhood pharmacy would never package things this creatively.
A more accurate depiction of the common slang blonde moment. It is named after politician Dr Bruce Flegg, who became the leader of the Queensland Liberal Party in 2006. Flegg insulting referred to a glitch of his memory as a blonde moment, hence the emergence of the term Flegg moment into mainstream usage.
The Doo Doo of cars.
acting gay among friends, but not gay enough to be truly gay
for no particular reason
f**k this s**t I'm out
f**ked up beyond all hope
Eating A delicious milkshake while under the influence of marijuana, weed, pot, smoke, green and, grass.
British slang for someone who's being weak, flaky, or constantly making excuses to avoid social plans or activities. This is your friend who always has a convenient headache when it's time to leave the house or suddenly remembers they need to reorganize their sock drawer. The rhyming makes the accusation more playful but no less damning.
The exhausting holiday tradition of visiting multiple relatives' houses in rapid succession, combining the logistics of a military operation with the diplomatic skills of a UN negotiator. Not unlike bar hopping, except instead of collecting drinks, you're collecting awkward questions about your love life and Tupperware full of leftovers. Peak season: Thanksgiving through New Year's.
1. A classic Chris Farley scene from Tommy Boy (1995) in which he puts on a small coat and sings "Fat guy in a little coat." 2. A big penis in a small condom
f**k b***hes get money
falling from chair laughing
For Gods sake shut up