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Going from being hungover to getting the flu all at once.
A website where the majority of content is found on the front page. The sites usually have lots of links to other websites.
Casual slang for "for sure," meaning yes, definitely, or I agree, that's been part of hip-hop vernacular since the '90s. Despite dubious claims of invention by random people, this phrase has been confirming plans and affirming statements across America for decades.
British slang for someone who's being weak, flaky, or constantly making excuses to avoid social plans or activities. This is your friend who always has a convenient headache when it's time to leave the house or suddenly remembers they need to reorganize their sock drawer. The rhyming makes the accusation more playful but no less damning.
Like mood swings, but for your appetite—the unpredictable fluctuation in what and how much you want to eat from day to day. One day you're craving kale salads, the next you need an entire pizza to survive. It's your body's way of keeping restaurants guessing and making dinner plans unnecessarily complicated.
The self-appointed aquatic hall monitors of the internet who patrol fishkeeping forums to call out your subpar tank setups. While technically correct about your betta's need for a 5-gallon minimum, their delivery has all the tact of a hungry piranha. Bonus points when the lecture comes from someone whose profile picture is clearly taken in their mom's basement.
When someone makes a dramatic appearance change that fundamentally alters how others perceive them, named after the TV show character who cut her iconic hair and allegedly tanked the show's ratings. It's the aesthetic equivalent of updating your app and losing all your favorite features.
A state of unhinged, chaotic energy where social norms are optional and impulse control has left the chat. The vibe you achieve after three energy drinks and zero human interaction for 48 hours.
Doing something questionable or chaotic specifically to create an interesting story or memory. The justification for bad decisions when you're treating your life like a TV show that needs better ratings.
A colorful euphemism for vomiting after excessive drinking, inspired by how penguins regurgitate food for their young. It's nature's way of reminding you that those last three tequila shots were a terrible idea. At least penguins do it out of love; you're just doing it out of poor judgment.
The exhausting holiday tradition of visiting multiple relatives' houses in rapid succession, combining the logistics of a military operation with the diplomatic skills of a UN negotiator. Not unlike bar hopping, except instead of collecting drinks, you're collecting awkward questions about your love life and Tupperware full of leftovers. Peak season: Thanksgiving through New Year's.
a telivision channel that has runned some of the best comedies and cancelled them while at the same time keeping some of the worst shows. They used to have futurama and family guy but cancelled them because fox hates people. They got rid of andy richter controls the universe and gave him a shitty new show called "quintuplit". They also show arressted development which is the best show you jackasses don't watch. The only thing keeping them alive is the simpsons which after season 12 started getting bad because they got new writers who just try to pander the off the wall humor way too much and don't have the same sharp edge they used to. How king of the hill is still on is a mystery to me. to recap good shows that fox dropped:futurama,family guy,andy richter controls the universe. If these shows were still on there the fox network wouldn't have to cling to the simpsons and pump out bad reality shows.
1) To be obviously lied to. 2) Mindfucked, or tricked. 3) Drunk on no alcohol. 4) Confused at what appears to be obvious and non-controversial. 5) To kill 8 fish within 3 days. 6) NEVER admitting defeat. 7) Going to the "Library" for 9 hours but no one believes you. 8) Overconfidence in inner "thug." 9) Responding to any critique by simply stating "sooners are better," regardless of topic.
A Kewl chick who chats, she is funny, outgoing, can be a bitch, but then most of us can. she loves to party and never knocks back a drink with her friends. She is a wonderful person who everyone adores.
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My favorite non-swear word that really isn't one
A Flag Job is a sexual act in which one participant jerks another off using a flag. Flag Jobs have significant advantages over an ordinary hand job, because there is no clean up involved, and the giver does not have to actually touch, or even see the receiver's penis. Plus, they're a great way to show off your nationalism. It can be abbreviated as FJ, but that is often mixed up with foot job.
A girl in band that is crazy has no filter and loves everyone also may be gay she also is best friends with the BD
A person (generally a celebrity) whose fashion choices one covets and attempts to emulate. This may become an obsession bordering on fanaticism. What one feels toward the person whose wardrobe they wish they could marry.
another phrase for "fuck it". when you are not mad enough to say fuck it or when you just dont give a fuck. idgaf, FUG IT.
When a man dips his balls into a woman's vagina then rest his nuts on her nose while she licks his choad.
For Gods sake shut up
family member in room
f**k me up the p***y