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Music so formulaic and radio-friendly it could've been stamped out by a factory assembly line. This is the sonic equivalent of fast fashion—mass-produced, instantly recognizable, and completely indistinguishable from the last dozen songs you heard.
Snoop Dogg's contribution to linguistic history, this is the -izzle suffix version of "fo sho" (for sure). It peaked in the early 2000s when adding -izzle to everything was peak cool. Now mostly used ironically by people making fun of outdated slang, which is somehow both sad and hilarious.
A digital pirate who rehosts online media without permission, or historically, a mercenary with loose ethical standards. Modern freebooters lurk in comment sections claiming they 'didn't know' that video was someone else's content.
f**k my f**king life
For the f**king win!
For example, your friend may text you that they're "writing a novel just FTFOI." This means your friend has no plans to publish (or possibly even finish) their work; they just want to write to have a bit of fun.
An FUSIT is a lousy situation where several things have gone wrong. The acronym is a variation of the U.S. militaryFUBARandMUBARterms.
To log off of Facebook when you see one of your"friends" has logged on whom you don't want to chat with.
Casual slang for "for sure," meaning yes, definitely, or I agree, that's been part of hip-hop vernacular since the '90s. Despite dubious claims of invention by random people, this phrase has been confirming plans and affirming statements across America for decades.
The self-appointed aquatic hall monitors of the internet who patrol fishkeeping forums to call out your subpar tank setups. While technically correct about your betta's need for a 5-gallon minimum, their delivery has all the tact of a hungry piranha. Bonus points when the lecture comes from someone whose profile picture is clearly taken in their mom's basement.
A portmanteau beloved by the furry fandom to describe someone who's into anthropomorphic characters in a distinctly NSFW capacity. It's self-aware slang that acknowledges the sexual side of the community while maintaining just enough humor to deflect judgment.
Relatives who rarely show up except to ask for something; you tolerate them best from a distance because proximity breeds resentment.
A vintage slang term from the Great Depression era describing an automobile so beat-up and rickety that it made the Joads' jalopy look like a Cadillac. Think of it as the 1930s equivalent of calling someone's car a "hooptie," except your grandparents actually used this word unironically while fleeing the Dust Bowl.
Noun- A movie that ranks among the most successful of its year of release; but leaves no pop culture impact beyond its initial release.
The last and most final form of the dog, usually comes in the appearance of Gabe the Dog, with barking and yapping in a similiar aspect. Very rare to happen, but it requires a lot of time.
When a man dips his balls into a woman's vagina then rest his nuts on her nose while she licks his choad.
Federal Bureau of Investigation.
F*ck it - got my orders
Techies, inventory managers, and others use FIFO to stand for "first in, first out." FIFO is a method of processing and disposing of items in a queue. Under FIFO, the first item to enter a queue is also the first item to get processed and leave the queue.
A fundie-lite is a person who is very religious but not quite a fundamentalist. The person adheres to strict beliefs but makes some minor exceptions, thus he is the "lite" version of afundie.
Some examples of when you may forward an email include email coupons, invitations to an event, a crazy email from your uncle that you want to laugh at with someone else, or a politicalhot take. Oh, and of course, the cursed email that will bring you bad luck if you don't forward it to at least 15 other people.
When one poos on another person's belly button and spreads it liberally in the region. Sprinkles optional.
Tom Waits' 1987 theatrical album about a murderous accordion player, blending jazzy melancholy with upbeat tempos in the most beautifully bizarre way possible. It's the soundtrack to a fever dream where sadness wears a top hat and dances.
National sit next to your friend day