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An acronym standing for Fap, Nap, and Crap—basically the holy trinity of self-care when you're feeling sick or terrible and need to reset your system, any combination works.
a telivision channel that has runned some of the best comedies and cancelled them while at the same time keeping some of the worst shows. They used to have futurama and family guy but cancelled them because fox hates people. They got rid of andy richter controls the universe and gave him a shitty new show called "quintuplit". They also show arressted development which is the best show you jackasses don't watch. The only thing keeping them alive is the simpsons which after season 12 started getting bad because they got new writers who just try to pander the off the wall humor way too much and don't have the same sharp edge they used to. How king of the hill is still on is a mystery to me. to recap good shows that fox dropped:futurama,family guy,andy richter controls the universe. If these shows were still on there the fox network wouldn't have to cling to the simpsons and pump out bad reality shows.
a male homosexual. Refers to anal penetration.
Fall Back In My Chair Laughing
first come first served
f**k me like the w***e I am
free, open source software
flying spaghetti monster
People making momentous decisions use FBOW to mean "for better or worse." This acronym means a person is ready to stand by their choice, no matter the outcome.
Friends with benefits are friends that have abooty callarrangement without thefeels. It is also the title of the 2011 movie starring Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis.
The saying is most often connected to Asian Americans, who may consider it derogatory. Therefore, you should choose another term to refer to a new immigrant or foreigner to the country not to offend people.
A fiver party is a birthday party where guests are encouraged to give $5 instead of buying an expensive gift. The party was created in order to save guests money and then pool together the $5 donations to buy one big gift.
When you hit her from the back and you bouta cumin or joss in her asshole
A website where the majority of content is found on the front page. The sites usually have lots of links to other websites.
Mexican slang for a preppy, upper-class person who's basically the Abercrombie & Fitch catalog come to life. These individuals sport designer everything, speak with a distinct accent, and possess that special blend of wealth and attitude that makes everyone else roll their eyes. Fun fact: it literally means "strawberry," which is coincidentally also expensive and delicate.
An enthusiastic affirmation meaning 'for sure' or 'damn right,' typically deployed when a simple 'yes' feels inadequate for your level of certainty. It's the verbal equivalent of nodding so hard you might strain something. Peak early 2000s energy compressed into three syllables.
The minced oath your grandmother uses instead of actual curse words, expressing mild frustration without offending anyone's delicate sensibilities. It's what happens when "oh bugger" needs to be kindergarten-friendly. Somehow still conveys annoyance despite sounding like a Medieval fair attraction.
A spectacularly clueless person who couldn't find their way out of a paper bag with instructions. Think of them as a human equivalent of a noodle—floppy, directionless, and somewhat useless.
The state of achieving maximum laziness where you've transcended even basic functions like channel-changing or snack-retrieving. A semi-vegetative condition of deliberate nothingness, often achieved after work when ambition has left the building and motivation is nowhere to be found.
acting gay among friends, but not gay enough to be truly gay
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Friends with Benefits