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The exhausting holiday tradition of visiting multiple relatives' houses in rapid succession, combining the logistics of a military operation with the diplomatic skills of a UN negotiator. Not unlike bar hopping, except instead of collecting drinks, you're collecting awkward questions about your love life and Tupperware full of leftovers. Peak season: Thanksgiving through New Year's.
Name of a 1970's Lynyrd Skinner Song. To be requested from a band when it is clear "they suck". The humor is found in that Freebird is almost 10 min long and arguable the most difficult guitar solo.
Falling Off Chair Laughing.
federal pound me in the ass prison
f**k you in the face
The self-appointed aquatic hall monitors of the internet who patrol fishkeeping forums to call out your subpar tank setups. While technically correct about your betta's need for a 5-gallon minimum, their delivery has all the tact of a hungry piranha. Bonus points when the lecture comes from someone whose profile picture is clearly taken in their mom's basement.
A story with magical elements typically featuring princesses, dragons, and improbable happy endings, originally designed to entertain children and occasionally traumatize them. In modern usage, it's deployed sarcastically to dismiss something as unrealistic or too good to be true. The go-to word for cynics who want to rain on someone's optimistic parade.
Someone who genuinely enjoys cuddling soft, furry things—think cats, dogs, beards, and blankets. No judgment here, just cozy vibes.
"Follow for Follow"—a mutually beneficial social media pact where you agree to hit that follow button if the other person does the same. It's the digital equivalent of "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours," except everyone stays clothed.
A strategically unfortunate flatulence release in an enclosed foyer or double-doored entryway, designed (intentionally or not) to greet the next person who passes through. It's the gift that keeps on giving—tragically.
1. Homosexual intercourse between two men 2. Gay Anal Sex
A person (generally a celebrity) whose fashion choices one covets and attempts to emulate. This may become an obsession bordering on fanaticism. What one feels toward the person whose wardrobe they wish they could marry.
f**ked up beyond all recognition
An individual whose actions—whether morally wrong or socially inappropriate—have earned them a reputation as someone fundamentally messed up. Not necessarily evil, just reliably making terrible decisions.
Internet shorthand for 'for fun'—used to clarify that something you said or did was not serious and shouldn't be taken literally. A digital wink to your audience.
A Kewl chick who chats, she is funny, outgoing, can be a bitch, but then most of us can. she loves to party and never knocks back a drink with her friends. She is a wonderful person who everyone adores.
for the mother f**king win
f**ked up beyond all local maintenance
For Your Entertainment
An adjective describing something that's weird, unconventional, or offbeat in a way that's actually cool rather than concerning. It captures that sweet spot between strange and stylish, often applied to music, fashion, or vibes that refuse to follow the rules. Not to be confused with something that just smells bad, though context is everything.
Acronym for “Fine as Fuck!” What is said when describing a very good looking woman in such a way to exemplify their beauty and remain somewhat respectful.
fear, uncertainty and doubt
A spray-paint can nozzle that delivers a thick, heavy stream of paint for large-area coloring in graffiti work. Essential for coverage and fill-in techniques.
A rude hand gesture made by raising the middle finger to express contempt, annoyance, or defiance toward someone. It's the universal nonverbal way to tell someone you're deeply unimpressed.