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A lesbian who splits the difference between femme and butch aesthetics—think soft features with a more masculine wardrobe and presentation. It's the androgynous sweet spot that refuses to choose a lane.
A paradoxical creature from the classic nursery rhyme—a bear that is theoretically not fuzzy at all, making the name hilariously ironic. A reference to the contradiction between name and reality.
Music so formulaic and radio-friendly it could've been stamped out by a factory assembly line. This is the sonic equivalent of fast fashion—mass-produced, instantly recognizable, and completely indistinguishable from the last dozen songs you heard.
To load up on flashy diamonds and jewelry, essentially covering yourself in bling until you sparkle like a disco ball. The verbal equivalent of showing off expensive ice.
Facebook Best Friend Forever—the once-thrilling but ultimately hollow status of having someone add you on Facebook as a 'best friend,' which meant absolutely nothing in real life.
A mental catalog of attractive people you fantasize about—basically a spank bank, but for people with different hardware. It's your personal collection of crushes, celebrities, and that one person from class filed away in the archives of your imagination.
The imaginary prescription drug you mentally pop when life becomes absolutely unbearable—a humorous way to say 'screw everything' when work, money, family, or existence in general reaches critical mass.
When, after shooting a load of cum inside a girl, they squat above you and express it into your mouth
The frustrating cycle of desperately pursuing someone until they reciprocate interest, at which point your attraction mysteriously evaporates like morning dew. It's less about the person and more about the thrill of the chase.
A clumsy, obvious, or particularly unconvincing lie—basically the verbal equivalent of someone trying to hide behind a lamppost.
The art of visiting someone's home under friendly pretenses and systematically leaving with all their snacks and alcohol—all while maintaining a pleasant demeanor and the fiction that you're not literally robbing them.
An emphatic agreement or affirmation that emphasizes strong approval or solidarity, delivered with maximum vulgarity. Essentially 'hell yeah' with extra profanity.
A ridiculous term for surviving an impossible fall in Fortnite (or real life), defying physics and all logic—basically pulling off a miracle when you should've gone splat.
The unofficial holiday that comes after July 4th when people are still firing off their leftover fireworks because clearly one day of explosions wasn't enough.
The mischievous practice of throwing fruit through people's windows, typically under cover of darkness. It's like egging, but somehow more produce-based and less permanent.
Someone too lazy to do their own research who constantly badgers others for answers instead of Googling it themselves. The digital equivalent of that friend who won't read the menu and just asks you what's good every single time.
Short for 'funk doctor'—a person who brings wild, chaotic, party energy to any situation, typically making an entrance that demands attention.
A euphemistic gaming insult—a creative substitute for a more offensive term, typically hurled at teammates who mess up during gameplay. It's deliberately nonsensical, which is what makes it absurdly funny as an insult.
When romantic feelings ambush you out of nowhere for someone you've been platonically close with—the terrifying blur between 'best friend' and 'potential partner.'
An online insult lobbed at people deemed weird or non-conformist—particularly used against LGBTQ+ individuals and furries by people who think mockery is a personality trait.
A state of invincible euphoria and confidence where you believe you can accomplish impossible feats; that moment when your sense of capability dramatically exceeds actual human limitations.
An attractive person who has all the qualities you're looking for; someone who's got it going on and is dating material.
A perpetually time-displaced person stuck in 1980s aesthetics—think crystal-topped cane, shaved body, and the fashion sense of an amateur pimp. They're blissfully unaware that their era ended decades ago and stubbornly refuse to update.
Someone hopelessly devoted to 'the way things were,' with zero interest in updating their worldview or tech stack.