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A lesbian who splits the difference between femme and butch aesthetics—think soft features with a more masculine wardrobe and presentation. It's the androgynous sweet spot that refuses to choose a lane.
Facebook Best Friend Forever—the once-thrilling but ultimately hollow status of having someone add you on Facebook as a 'best friend,' which meant absolutely nothing in real life.
An individual whose actions—whether morally wrong or socially inappropriate—have earned them a reputation as someone fundamentally messed up. Not necessarily evil, just reliably making terrible decisions.
An emphatic agreement or affirmation that emphasizes strong approval or solidarity, delivered with maximum vulgarity. Essentially 'hell yeah' with extra profanity.
An acronym standing for Fap, Nap, and Crap—basically the holy trinity of self-care when you're feeling sick or terrible and need to reset your system, any combination works.
To load up on flashy diamonds and jewelry, essentially covering yourself in bling until you sparkle like a disco ball. The verbal equivalent of showing off expensive ice.
The mischievous practice of throwing fruit through people's windows, typically under cover of darkness. It's like egging, but somehow more produce-based and less permanent.
A clumsy, obvious, or particularly unconvincing lie—basically the verbal equivalent of someone trying to hide behind a lamppost.
A mental catalog of attractive people you fantasize about—basically a spank bank, but for people with different hardware. It's your personal collection of crushes, celebrities, and that one person from class filed away in the archives of your imagination.
The unofficial holiday that comes after July 4th when people are still firing off their leftover fireworks because clearly one day of explosions wasn't enough.
Short for 'funk doctor'—a person who brings wild, chaotic, party energy to any situation, typically making an entrance that demands attention.
A ridiculous term for surviving an impossible fall in Fortnite (or real life), defying physics and all logic—basically pulling off a miracle when you should've gone splat.
A strategic fake cough deployed to mask heavy breathing after physical exertion, allowing someone to save face by implying they're sick rather than out of shape. The ultimate performance art of plausible deniability on staircases everywhere.
Internet shorthand for 'for fun'—used to clarify that something you said or did was not serious and shouldn't be taken literally. A digital wink to your audience.
The art of visiting someone's home under friendly pretenses and systematically leaving with all their snacks and alcohol—all while maintaining a pleasant demeanor and the fiction that you're not literally robbing them.
A euphemistic gaming insult—a creative substitute for a more offensive term, typically hurled at teammates who mess up during gameplay. It's deliberately nonsensical, which is what makes it absurdly funny as an insult.
Someone too lazy to do their own research who constantly badgers others for answers instead of Googling it themselves. The digital equivalent of that friend who won't read the menu and just asks you what's good every single time.
When romantic feelings ambush you out of nowhere for someone you've been platonically close with—the terrifying blur between 'best friend' and 'potential partner.'
The imaginary prescription drug you mentally pop when life becomes absolutely unbearable—a humorous way to say 'screw everything' when work, money, family, or existence in general reaches critical mass.
A state of invincible euphoria and confidence where you believe you can accomplish impossible feats; that moment when your sense of capability dramatically exceeds actual human limitations.