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Short for 'delusional,' used to describe someone whose expectations or beliefs are wildly disconnected from reality. Often used self-awarely, as in 'delulu is the solulu' (delusion is the solution). It's manifestation's unhinged cousin who refuses to acknowledge obstacles.
Desperately attracted to someone to the point of embarrassing behavior, or in a generally pathetic state. The digital age equivalent of being horny on main, but with witnesses.
Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
Demonstration of Higher Value
When you take laxatives, shit into a cup, and proceed to fill up a syringe with your shit and black tar heroin, and then inject it into one of your veins.
The male who enters(cuts into) an otherwise all-female daisy chain, engaging in sex with one or more of them. It thus includes everyting from a one guy/two girls threesome to a one male/any number of females group sex.
dad i'd like to f**k
a stupid or contemptible person
don't ask me how I know this
OnTwitch, dono is short for "donation."Streamersmight ask for a dono while they're streaming, in hopes that viewers who enjoy their channel will toss a little money their way.
A shortened form of "dokyuun," representing the sound of a heart pounding in Japanese internet slang. It's the text equivalent of cartoon heart-eyes, used to express romantic feelings or extreme excitement. Basically the anime way of saying your heart is doing gymnastics.
A wealthy suburbanite who lives in a McMansion and drives a luxury car but still eats like a frugal immigrant, subsisting on lentils and leftovers to squeeze every penny. The embodiment of 'live below your means' taken to its most ironic extreme—why order takeout when you can retire at 45?
don't worry about it
The slang term "ding" originated in the early days ofRPGsorMMORPGs, where the word mimics the "ding" sound often played to signal progress or a specific achievement (early games includedEverQuestandWorld of Warcraft). Players would type "ding!" to announce their progress, sparking celebratory messages or jokes from others in their party or guild.
A divorce body is when a person going through a divorce improves his or her physical attractiveness. The person may have gainedrelationship weightand is now dieting, exercising, and/or getting plastic surgery to attain an improved divorce body.
Used to describe demisexual people in a joking way, or make fun of them
The finest male you will find on Planet earth. The Magnum Opus of Men even though he got cut short. Big dick, big heart. Incredibly humble and always loyal to his friends if they need him. His Masculinity will make other men crumble around him in an instant.
A time of day that doesn't actually exist, popularized by Mystery Science Theater 3000 as a sarcastic response to "What time is it?" It's the temporal equivalent of "whenever" meets "who cares," perfect for when actual time-telling seems like too much effort. Peak dad-joke energy.
1. Female hygiene item 2. A person who surpasses the rank fool, jerk, imbecile, dumbass, etc.
The sexiest man alive Glasses always on lock down He always got a thicc bunda And never ceases to disappoint
dual incomes no kids with a dog
Carefree people use DW to mean "don't worry." These people believe that worrying is meaningless because it doesn't change anything. And you know what? They're right!
Typically, it is best never to reply to a text while operating a vehicle. However, if you must respond, you can pull over and type "dx" to communicate that you are driving and will respond when you arrive at your destination.
For example, your sister may text you, "DUCT mom and dad are going to Hawaii without us?" Or, you may message your friend, "DUCT trailer for the new Batman movie? It looks awesome!"