Definition

To be in deep trouble, utterly doomed, or completely finished. When someone is 'cooked,' there is no recovery, no redemption arc, no coming back. The goose isn't just cooked -- it's burnt, the kitchen is on fire, and the fire department isn't coming.

Example Usage

"I just sent a complaint about my boss to my boss instead of my friend. I am fully cooked. Well done. Extra crispy. Start writing my obituary."

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