Chronically Online

Definition

Describes someone who spends so much time on the internet that their worldview has been entirely shaped by online discourse. They reference memes in real conversations, have opinions about drama between strangers, and haven't seen sunlight in a way that concerns their doctor.

Example Usage

"She used the word 'problematic' to describe a sandwich. She is chronically online and needs an intervention that doesn't involve WiFi."

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