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the state of being "spaced out" where you look at nothing and stare
Large groups of individuals that hang out together on weekday (Workday) nights at late hours. They can either be a group of friends in a strange place on weekday evenings or several driving together in a planned pattern maybe themselves seem "Professional"
A stage of drunkenness. Beyond hammered. Technically one is "plummed" or "plum sauced" when it is predicted that their night will end as a result of puking, passing out, or a serious felony.
Usually mistaken for unicorns. Purple horses are one of our biggest threats because they eat brains. They live in vases (kind of like genies) and are known to be purple. The only known way to kill a purple horse is to cut of it's tail and then make it into won tons that go in a soup that you then feed to the horse. No tests with guns or knives have been conducted as of yet because the soup one was more practical.
parent emergency (parent near)
parents are coming home soon
When you and your girl shag under a blanket without kicking your best mate out of the room.
Factory-distressed denim that comes with manufactured authenticity, removing all the street cred from what used to be battle scars earned through actual adventures. These mass-produced "rebel" pants let you cosplay as someone with an interesting life without the hassle of actually living one.
A cluster of people (usually ravers) piled on top of each other in a euphoric, intoxicated heap, looking like an actual puddle of humanity. The verb 'puddling' describes the act of joining this writhing mass, and 'puddled' means you're so absorbed in it you've lost all individuality.
The ultra secret burger at McDonald's that only pimps can order.
poned: getting your but kicked by anyone in anything(mostly combat sports) with an outstanding win, causing disgrace and/or shame. punched + owned = poned
A term for the people who are overly sensitive about farting.
peanut butter and jelly
public display of affection
parents looking at my screen
parent looking at the computer screen
please leave me alone
parents not home, let's get dirty
parent over my shoulder
post proof or recant
parent standing by my side
parent standing over sholder
parent watching over my shoulder
parent over shoulder