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Dark humor for when an 18-wheeler illegally turns out of a left-turn-only lane and demolishes everything beside it in one swift, destructive arc. Called that because a Prius would totally fit in the carnage.
British slang for erectile dysfunction, particularly the kind caused by excessive party drugs; when the night promised romance but the body had other plans.
Phone slang for illegal substances—the kind of euphemism drug dealers use when they (incorrectly) believe law enforcement isn't listening. Spoiler: it doesn't work.
A perpetually upbeat, social person who's always organizing spontaneous adventures and living for the moment—the type who makes every hangout feel like a party.
The regrettable streaks and residue left in the toilet after a particularly aggressive bowel movement—a bathroom reality nobody wants to discuss but everyone secretly knows.
A fashion hybrid blending preppy button-ups and neatly gelled hair with hip-hop street clothing aesthetics—basically what happens when a country club attendee raids a rap concert's wardrobe.
Two equally confident, accomplished people in a relationship who are so individually awesome that together they form an unstoppable force of excellence—the kind of duo that makes everyone else's relationship look mid by comparison.
An internet enthusiast who obsessively analyzes fictional character abilities and determines their power levels across different fictional universes, then argues passionately (and often incorrectly) about which character could beat which in a hypothetical battle. The answer is always Goku, and they will die on this hill.
The strategic act of aiming your urine stream at stubborn fecal stains in a toilet bowl to blast them away—essentially weaponizing yourself as a biological pressure washer.
A phenomenon where being conventionally attractive is like having a permanent XP boost in life, granting better opportunities, treatment, and advantages simply from looking the part.
Strategically giving someone else the gift you're 100% certain someone else is about to give you—basically regifting before you even receive it, which requires either psychic abilities or aggressively predictable friends.
An ambiguous two-for-one slang phrase meaning either to wear clothing onto your body or (in less family-friendly contexts) to engage in sexual relations—context is absolutely everything here.
A woman who mysteriously claims or appears to be significantly younger than she actually is, often defying the laws of biology while hanging around people half her age.
An uncontrollable gastrointestinal emergency where your digestive system decides to betray you repeatedly and catastrophically throughout the day.
A phonetic spelling of "party" that somehow makes the word sound more chaotic and exciting, typically pronounced with excessive enthusiasm and possibly chemical assistance. It's "party" spelled how it sounds when you're already having too much fun. The number of exclamation marks required depends entirely on your excitement level and sobriety.
A pickup truck modified so aggressively high that it violates multiple laws of physics and good taste, driven by someone who treats their headlights as weapons of blinding.
Korean-English pidgin for 'play'—it's what you hear in online gaming lobbies when a non-native speaker is desperately asking for another round. It's endearingly broken and somehow works perfectly in context.
A popular Roblox roleplay game based on the real Florida city, known for its detailed open-world gameplay and reputation as the second-most intense grind game (after Greenville WI Roblox). Fair warning: the Starbucks job will absolutely destroy your work-life balance.
A sophisticated color blend of pink, red, and brown that manages to be both vibrant and subtle simultaneously. The kind of color that makes you do a double-take at nail salons.
Content that meets the social media threshold for being share-able—whether that's a funny photo, juicy link, or scandalous screenshot worth clogging up everyone's feed.
Showing up to school dressed to the nines in your finest threads for absolutely no particular reason, looking uncomfortably overdressed like you're about to attend a black-tie event instead of AP Biology.
Someone with an irrational preference for using port-a-potties over nature when given the choice—even if woods are equally accessible. A person who'd rather use a chemical toilet than pee in the bushes, no matter what.
Literally, the examination of a corpse to determine cause of death. Metaphorically, complete and utter brain death, as Eminem eloquently described becoming in 'Lose Yourself.'
Hayao Miyazaki's visually stunning animated epic, now adopted as internet slang for anything genuinely awe-inspiring and wonderfully crafted. When 'amazing' just isn't dramatic enough.