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A deliberately goofy response to 'What's up?' that means you're doing absolutely nothing of importance. It's the culinary cousin of 'Netflix and chill' but without any subtext—just pure, wholesome loafing. Popular among people who think dad jokes are the height of comedy.
The inadvisable practice of deliberately delaying a bowel movement despite urgent biological signals, theoretically to enhance the eventual satisfaction of finally using the bathroom. It's a high-stakes game of chicken between your sphincter and your willpower, where the reward is supposedly a better bathroom experience but the risk is catastrophic failure. Truly, humans will gamify anything.
a retard who wont learn from his mistakes, then continues to do same dumb shit again and again
To incorporate Patrón tequila into a social gathering or activity, essentially elevating the fun factor by adding premium spirits to the mix. It's like seasoning, but for parties and with a specific brand.
A regrettable biological consequence of excessive hair growth in the anal region, which causes fecal matter to extrude in unfortunate strands. A hairy situation that requires periodic maintenance.
A fictional mental destination you arrive at when you're thoroughly intoxicated or 'in it'—your drunk imagination's getaway resort where logic takes a vacation.
The auditory equivalent of fast fashion—mass-produced, formulaic pop music so aggressively mediocre that it makes you long for the days when artists actually wrote their own songs. It's what happens when record labels feed the Billboard algorithm instead of creating art, resulting in the same four chords recycled ad nauseam.
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When you get in trouble for saying something racist
The mysteriously synchronized time when herds of animals all decide to defecate simultaneously, as if responding to some invisible biological alarm clock. A phenomenon familiar to anyone who works with livestock or has multiple pets.
The most sacred vow in the human contract—a pinky promise supersedes all other loopholes like crossed fingers and is allegedly binding by cosmic law.
Cash specifically earmarked and saved up for purchasing marijuana or smoking paraphernalia—it's a financial allocation plan, but for getting high.
While the acronym PITA might make you think of a delicious, yeast-leavened flatbread, it actually stands for "pain in the a**." This type of PITA is usually neither delicious nor yeast-leavened. Instead, it is someone or something that is especially annoying.
a state of having a hyperextended dick, normally caused after a night of rough sex with a human or animal.
The improvisational storage solution of last resort: your bra. Because apparently, fashion designers hate women and pants pockets, so why not turn undergarments into a makeshift clutch?
Someone who spreads misleading information about pit bulls online, typically using cherry-picked 'studies' from biased sources to fuel anti-dog agendas—basically the misinformation version of a dog breed activist.
That confusing romantic gray zone where you're doing all the couple stuff—hanging out, hooking up, getting jealous when they date others—but without the actual label or commitment. Eventually, you'll awkwardly have to 'break up' with someone you were never technically dating.
Music producers who rely heavily on pre-made synthesizer presets and samples rather than creating original sounds, often as a shortcut to productivity that sacrifices sonic uniqueness.
A made-up syndrome meaning 'Posterior Void Syndrome'—a humorous way of calling someone a complete jerk or asshole with pseudo-medical authority.
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If someone you're chatting with sends you PIR, it means there are other people in the room with them. Those people might be able to read your conversation, so you should be careful about what you send.
A boyfriend so infatuated with his girlfriend that he doesn't realize he's essentially a prop in her life—her personal accessory rack who exists solely for her benefit and amusement.
An uncontrollable bout of talking just to hear yourself speak, usually at maximum volume and with zero self-awareness. Think of it as verbal diarrhea masquerading as conversation.