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That confusing romantic gray zone where you're doing all the couple stuff—hanging out, hooking up, getting jealous when they date others—but without the actual label or commitment. Eventually, you'll awkwardly have to 'break up' with someone you were never technically dating.
To be arrested by police, typically for driving under the influence. A euphemism for getting caught by law enforcement during a night of poor decisions.
Someone who makes a complete fool of themselves through their own antics or ridiculous behavior. Think of it as the verbal equivalent of walking into a glass door—entirely self-inflicted.
Someone who acts as a self-appointed moral authority and builds a fanatical following to condemn others as evil, despite not being religious. It's a jab at performative morality and cult-of-personality behavior.
Have you read Harry potter}? Remember that rat guy, Peter? Yeah well he was kinda 2 faced etc, so that's exactly what this is. A 2 faced bitch is a Peter Pettigrew!!
a state of having a hyperextended dick, normally caused after a night of rough sex with a human or animal.
The inadvisable practice of deliberately delaying a bowel movement despite urgent biological signals, theoretically to enhance the eventual satisfaction of finally using the bathroom. It's a high-stakes game of chicken between your sphincter and your willpower, where the reward is supposedly a better bathroom experience but the risk is catastrophic failure. Truly, humans will gamify anything.
Dungeons & Dragons slang for individuals influenced by other planes of existence in the multiverse, often explaining extraordinary abilities or peculiar characteristics. It's the fantasy RPG way of saying someone's on a different wavelength—literally.
To incorporate Patrón tequila into a social gathering or activity, essentially elevating the fun factor by adding premium spirits to the mix. It's like seasoning, but for parties and with a specific brand.
A mean-spirited, unfair, or unpleasant person who treats others badly. An all-purpose insult for someone acting like a jerk.
Player Killer—an MMORPG player who hunts down and kills other players, often for loot or just pure chaos. The griefer's calling card.
Cash specifically earmarked and saved up for purchasing marijuana or smoking paraphernalia—it's a financial allocation plan, but for getting high.
FOREPLAY. The art of placing your tongue in a female's ass and stimulating it for penetration and licking inside and around the anus immediately after she has taken a shit to give sexual pleasure.
An onomatopoetic representation of the sound a person makes when they pass gas. It's the flatulent equivalent of 'whoosh' or 'splat'.
The improvisational storage solution of last resort: your bra. Because apparently, fashion designers hate women and pants pockets, so why not turn undergarments into a makeshift clutch?
An uncontrollable bout of talking just to hear yourself speak, usually at maximum volume and with zero self-awareness. Think of it as verbal diarrhea masquerading as conversation.
The female counterpart to Big Dick Energy—exuding confidence, strength, and feminine power without arrogance or needless aggression. It's self-assured femininity at its most intimidating.
A regrettable biological consequence of excessive hair growth in the anal region, which causes fecal matter to extrude in unfortunate strands. A hairy situation that requires periodic maintenance.
An idiom describing when someone (typically online) works themselves into an irrational rage over a hypothetical situation or minor grievance that they've completely invented. It's the digital equivalent of getting mad at a thought experiment.
A boyfriend so infatuated with his girlfriend that he doesn't realize he's essentially a prop in her life—her personal accessory rack who exists solely for her benefit and amusement.
The most sacred vow in the human contract—a pinky promise supersedes all other loopholes like crossed fingers and is allegedly binding by cosmic law.
A fictional mental destination you arrive at when you're thoroughly intoxicated or 'in it'—your drunk imagination's getaway resort where logic takes a vacation.
Someone so innocent and naive that their obliviousness becomes endearing—the type of person who doesn't get the joke but is adorable for not getting it.
A euphemism for masturbation or receiving a handjob, presumably because it involves... rhythmic manual labor? The culinary metaphor is admittedly creative, if unappetizing.