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Characterized by allowing others to take advantage of you, make decisions for you, or treat you poorly without standing up for yourself or your rights. The opposite of assertive, and often to your own detriment.
Something so shocking, impressive, or outrageous that it causes involuntary eye-widening and potential cornea strain. These eye-catching phenomena make your peepers pop like a cartoon character who just saw something they can't unsee. Usually accompanied by jaw-dropping and the sudden urge to say "did you SEE that?"
a retard who wont learn from his mistakes, then continues to do same dumb shit again and again
The inadvisable practice of deliberately delaying a bowel movement despite urgent biological signals, theoretically to enhance the eventual satisfaction of finally using the bathroom. It's a high-stakes game of chicken between your sphincter and your willpower, where the reward is supposedly a better bathroom experience but the risk is catastrophic failure. Truly, humans will gamify anything.
A euphemism for masturbation or receiving a handjob, presumably because it involves... rhythmic manual labor? The culinary metaphor is admittedly creative, if unappetizing.
parents are watching
parent looking at computer
Pics or it did not happen
While the acronym PITA might make you think of a delicious, yeast-leavened flatbread, it actually stands for "pain in the a**." This type of PITA is usually neither delicious nor yeast-leavened. Instead, it is someone or something that is especially annoying.
Dungeons & Dragons slang for individuals influenced by other planes of existence in the multiverse, often explaining extraordinary abilities or peculiar characteristics. It's the fantasy RPG way of saying someone's on a different wavelength—literally.
FOREPLAY. The art of placing your tongue in a female's ass and stimulating it for penetration and licking inside and around the anus immediately after she has taken a shit to give sexual pleasure.
its (one of) the woman hole(s)
The most sacred vow in the human contract—a pinky promise supersedes all other loopholes like crossed fingers and is allegedly binding by cosmic law.
Someone who makes a complete fool of themselves through their own antics or ridiculous behavior. Think of it as the verbal equivalent of walking into a glass door—entirely self-inflicted.
The improvisational storage solution of last resort: your bra. Because apparently, fashion designers hate women and pants pockets, so why not turn undergarments into a makeshift clutch?
Someone who spreads misleading information about pit bulls online, typically using cherry-picked 'studies' from biased sources to fuel anti-dog agendas—basically the misinformation version of a dog breed activist.
That confusing romantic gray zone where you're doing all the couple stuff—hanging out, hooking up, getting jealous when they date others—but without the actual label or commitment. Eventually, you'll awkwardly have to 'break up' with someone you were never technically dating.
To incorporate Patrón tequila into a social gathering or activity, essentially elevating the fun factor by adding premium spirits to the mix. It's like seasoning, but for parties and with a specific brand.
Cash specifically earmarked and saved up for purchasing marijuana or smoking paraphernalia—it's a financial allocation plan, but for getting high.
A fictional mental destination you arrive at when you're thoroughly intoxicated or 'in it'—your drunk imagination's getaway resort where logic takes a vacation.
An onomatopoetic representation of the sound a person makes when they pass gas. It's the flatulent equivalent of 'whoosh' or 'splat'.
A boyfriend so infatuated with his girlfriend that he doesn't realize he's essentially a prop in her life—her personal accessory rack who exists solely for her benefit and amusement.
A regrettable biological consequence of excessive hair growth in the anal region, which causes fecal matter to extrude in unfortunate strands. A hairy situation that requires periodic maintenance.
Music producers who rely heavily on pre-made synthesizer presets and samples rather than creating original sounds, often as a shortcut to productivity that sacrifices sonic uniqueness.