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An onomatopoetic representation of the sound a person makes when they pass gas. It's the flatulent equivalent of 'whoosh' or 'splat'.
A hilariously obscure way to describe someone who's acting exceptionally stupid—the phrase conjures an image of an intellectually impaired person literally sitting on a diaper.
The ambiguous limbo between active flirting and officially dating where both people obviously like each other but nobody wants to ruin it by defining the relationship.
The act of taking a deep sniff of someone's armpit, presumably for reasons that science has yet to fully explain.
A person who achieves sudden fame through reality TV, typically by being willing to publicly humiliate themselves on camera for fifteen minutes of recognition. The intersection of 'plebeian' and 'celebrity' nobody asked for.
To claim false credentials or heritage for professional gain, inspired by the Elizabeth Warren Native American ancestry controversy. A modern shorthand for 'getting caught in your lies.'
A person blessed with the supernatural ability to turn literally any location—grocery stores, their bedroom, a DMV waiting room—into a raging celebration and sustain it for days on end. True party rockers operate on pure vibes and don't need external substances; wannabes just shuffle awkwardly and call it a day.
That magical 4 PM moment when the pre-game begins—early enough to achieve maximum inebriation by the time you hit the club, late enough to avoid spending actual money on overpriced venue cocktails. It's strategic drinking disguised as having fun.
Extracting personal information and gossip through the facade of polite conversation; nosey behavior masquerading as genuine friendly interest.
A dismissive, breath-based sound expressing disbelief or skepticism without wasting actual words. The universal translation for 'yeah, sure, I believe that.'
Someone who monopolizes a blunt or smoking device by taking excessively long hits instead of passing it along. Named with the creative vulgarity only potheads can muster.
Someone or something lame, low-class, or beneath contempt; basically a digital peasant.
That murky gray zone where you're doing all the couple stuff—dates, long conversations, inside jokes—but haven't officially used the D-word yet. All the intimacy benefits without the commitment paperwork.
Dark humor for when an 18-wheeler illegally turns out of a left-turn-only lane and demolishes everything beside it in one swift, destructive arc. Called that because a Prius would totally fit in the carnage.
An internet enthusiast who obsessively analyzes fictional character abilities and determines their power levels across different fictional universes, then argues passionately (and often incorrectly) about which character could beat which in a hypothetical battle. The answer is always Goku, and they will die on this hill.
A state of extreme frustration or annoyance, as if someone has metaphorically plucked all your feathers off. It's what happens when you discover someone's been talking trash about you online.
A tough, determined woman (often driving a luxury BMW) who listens to rap, believes in karma, and absolutely will not take garbage from anyone—essentially a beautiful contradiction in athleisure and attitude.
A perpetually upbeat, social person who's always organizing spontaneous adventures and living for the moment—the type who makes every hangout feel like a party.
Someone who continuously explores and shifts their gender identity and expression, resisting any fixed categorization as male or female. A person in a perpetual state of gender fluidity and self-discovery.
A fencing move called "The Lover's Parry"—a defensive stance that deflects your opponent's blade while leaving your heart vulnerably exposed, metaphorically inviting both romance and actual stabbing.
Two equally confident, accomplished people in a relationship who are so individually awesome that together they form an unstoppable force of excellence—the kind of duo that makes everyone else's relationship look mid by comparison.
Phone slang for illegal substances—the kind of euphemism drug dealers use when they (incorrectly) believe law enforcement isn't listening. Spoiler: it doesn't work.
The strategic act of aiming your urine stream at stubborn fecal stains in a toilet bowl to blast them away—essentially weaponizing yourself as a biological pressure washer.
The regrettable streaks and residue left in the toilet after a particularly aggressive bowel movement—a bathroom reality nobody wants to discuss but everyone secretly knows.