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A gender-neutral term for your parent's sibling, because "aunt or uncle" is so binary and verbose. It's the portmanteau nobody asked for but some people desperately needed, combining "parent" and "sibling" into one tidy package. Perfect for when you want to sound inclusive or just really enjoy making up words that confuse older relatives at Thanksgiving.
That one friend in every group who mysteriously never has cash but swears they're "good for it" with the confidence of someone who definitely isn't. Their wallet is a graveyard of declined credit cards and broken promises, yet they somehow maintain an unshakeable belief that next time will be different. Also known as the person you're always Venmo-requesting with increasingly passive-aggressive emojis.
Someone, typically a woman, who puts down other women to gain male approval or seem unique. The person who thinks denigrating their own gender makes them special, when it really just makes them exhausting.
Acronym for 'point of view,' used to introduce a scenario or perspective, often humorously. The TikTok format that's technically about perspective but really about creating relatable situations or skits.
A chronic internet condition characterized by the compulsive need to share every half-baked thought with the digital void. Symptoms include excessive vague-posting, inability to keep opinions to yourself, and a dangerously inflated sense that strangers care about your breakfast choices. There is no known cure, only temporary relief through phone confiscation.
the shittiest type of music, that requires the least talent. shitty lyrics about stupid relationships, that most of the time arent even written by the "artist". pop singers usually lipsink while doing weird ass fucking movements that they like to call dance moves. the songs sound very gay, and are so awful that when i hear them my ears bleed, and i begin to have thoughts of commiting suicide. usually only the lead singer is accredited for being a musical genius, when they are not even playing the instruments, or writing the songs. pop music is a disgrace to humanity.
Test taken to prove that a man is either the father or not the father of a child. ( see Maury show)
Problem between keyboard & chair
Please Find Attached
pissing in my pants laughing
parent in room looking over shoulder
piss my f**king self laughing
If anMMORPGorMOBAplayer asks you for a pot, they're likely asking for a potion. Typically, potions restore a portion of a player's health or mana. Thus, when a player is low on health or mana, they may ask you for a pot.
During March Madness, many people fill out brackets predicting who will win each game of the tournament. Each prediction earns the person a certain amount of points. The deeper the rounds go, the higher amount of points are awarded to correct predictions. PPR is typically seen in online bracket challenges, such as ESPN, Yahoo, and CBS, to calculate how many points can still be earned from bracket predictions.
Online poker players use PFR to mean "preflop raise." This term refers to a raise made during the initial round of betting that occurs in flop-style poker games, such as Texas hold 'em and Omaha, before the dealer reveals the first community cards (known as the flop).
an old~time Fancy umbrella, maybe with lace & highly decorated; it's used to shield oneself from the sun or as part of a fancy dress~up outfit.
The mysteriously synchronized time when herds of animals all decide to defecate simultaneously, as if responding to some invisible biological alarm clock. A phenomenon familiar to anyone who works with livestock or has multiple pets.
A bastardized pseudo-Spanish phrase meaning to accomplish something quickly, as if by magic. It's what people say when they want to sound worldly but only took one semester of high school Spanish. The linguistic equivalent of a magic trick performed by someone who just Googled 'magic words.'
To arrive at a location, usually with the implication that you're about to make an entrance worth noticing. It's the verbal equivalent of announcing your presence before you actually show up. Originally street slang, now used by everyone from rappers to your mom asking if you're coming to Thanksgiving.
The art of claiming virginity status despite empirical evidence to the contrary. This involves confidently asserting your innocence while everyone who knows your history quietly exchanges knowing glances. It's like claiming you've never seen Game of Thrones after hosting weekly viewing parties for three seasons.
The inadvisable practice of deliberately delaying a bowel movement despite urgent biological signals, theoretically to enhance the eventual satisfaction of finally using the bathroom. It's a high-stakes game of chicken between your sphincter and your willpower, where the reward is supposedly a better bathroom experience but the risk is catastrophic failure. Truly, humans will gamify anything.
Casual slang for your people, friends, crew, or close social circle—basically anyone you'd invite to your birthday party. It's the informal plural that makes 'people' sound way more affectionate and less like you're conducting a census. Also happens to be a brand of marshmallow candy, which is completely unrelated but equally beloved.
FOREPLAY. The art of placing your tongue in a female's ass and stimulating it for penetration and licking inside and around the anus immediately after she has taken a shit to give sexual pleasure.
While the acronym PITA might make you think of a delicious, yeast-leavened flatbread, it actually stands for "pain in the a**." This type of PITA is usually neither delicious nor yeast-leavened. Instead, it is someone or something that is especially annoying.