pulling your pork

Definition

A euphemism for masturbation or receiving a handjob, presumably because it involves... rhythmic manual labor? The culinary metaphor is admittedly creative, if unappetizing.

Example Usage

Guy 1: Why are you always in the bathroom? Guy 2: Dude, don't ask questions you don't want answered.

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