No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
The clit,pussy and asshole all rolled into one.
Usually mistaken for unicorns. Purple horses are one of our biggest threats because they eat brains. They live in vases (kind of like genies) and are known to be purple. The only known way to kill a purple horse is to cut of it's tail and then make it into won tons that go in a soup that you then feed to the horse. No tests with guns or knives have been conducted as of yet because the soup one was more practical.
poned: getting your but kicked by anyone in anything(mostly combat sports) with an outstanding win, causing disgrace and/or shame. punched + owned = poned
the act of pissing out of your ass.
parent emergency (parent near)
parents are coming home soon
party all night long
peanut butter and jelly
problem between chair and keyboard
page cannot be displayed
Parents can read slang
Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
problem exists between keyboard and chair
party like a rock star
parent looking at the computer screen
parents looking over my back
Please? OK, Thank you
Pardon me for jumping in
pissing myself laughing
Put me on your story
Pissed Myself f**king Laughing
piss off early, tomorrow's Saturday
Pics or it didn't happen
Pics or it did not happen