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The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt. Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")
pain in my f**king ass
parent looking at the computer screen
Pokédate means Pokémon Go date. It is a form of courtship between two people that revolves around searching for Pokémon through the Pokémon Go mobile app.
The unique jargon and slang spoken in Sigil and across the planes in the Dungeons & Dragons Planescape setting. It's basically fantasy cockney—a whole dialect designed to make your tabletop characters sound like interdimensional street toughs.
The universally recognized toddler terminology for urination, because apparently "I need to use the restroom" is too advanced for the under-five demographic. It's one of humanity's first euphemisms we learn, right up there with "boo-boo" and "ouchie." Adults using this term are either talking to children or regressing to simpler times.
peace hugs love respect
please leave me alone
During March Madness, many people fill out brackets predicting who will win each game of the tournament. Each prediction earns the person a certain amount of points. The deeper the rounds go, the higher amount of points are awarded to correct predictions. PPR is typically seen in online bracket challenges, such as ESPN, Yahoo, and CBS, to calculate how many points can still be earned from bracket predictions.
In the computer age, people have many pws - often too many to remember. That's why you may also see co-workers, friends, and forum users discussing pw managers, which keep track of all your pws for you.
Getting toasted, Nicely Toasted
To place a pinch of chewing tobacco (typically Skoal or Copenhagen) between your lower lip and gum, a habit popular among rural demographics and baseball players who apparently enjoy nicotine with a side of potential mouth cancer. The phrase makes it sound way more casual than it actually is.
The British export that means fancy, elegant, and dripping with class—think champagne flutes instead of red Solo cups. Originally an acronym rumored to mean "Port Out, Starboard Home" (the best ship cabins), though etymologists love to debate this. It's the word you use when "nice" just won't capture the chandeliers and marble floors.
A Malayalam insult literally translating to 'go away dog,' primarily used in Kerala and South India to rudely dismiss someone. It's harsh enough to mean business but playful enough that close friends use it as banter.
Ponytail Crease—that annoying dent left in your hair after wearing it up for too long, serving as evidence of your previous hairstyle long after you've let it down. The follicular equivalent of sock marks on your ankles. A constant reminder that beauty is temporary but hair creases are forever (or at least until your next shower).
the state of being "spaced out" where you look at nothing and stare
Usually mistaken for unicorns. Purple horses are one of our biggest threats because they eat brains. They live in vases (kind of like genies) and are known to be purple. The only known way to kill a purple horse is to cut of it's tail and then make it into won tons that go in a soup that you then feed to the horse. No tests with guns or knives have been conducted as of yet because the soup one was more practical.
public display of affection
Problem Exist Between monitor and chair
parent was over sholder
Protecting your energy means being cautious who, where, and what you put your time into. Protecting your energy involves judging your reactions based on how much involvement you want in a person or situation. Protecting your energy means to allow your heart and mind to work together. To live in the moment with being concerned for the future and without being hateful of the past.
Law enforcement; the police. A playful, slightly nervous way to refer to cops when you spot them rolling up. Often used in situations where you're not supposed to be doing what you're doing.
Someone who acts as a self-appointed moral authority and builds a fanatical following to condemn others as evil, despite not being religious. It's a jab at performative morality and cult-of-personality behavior.
Someone, typically a woman, who puts down other women to gain male approval or seem unique. The person who thinks denigrating their own gender makes them special, when it really just makes them exhausting.