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A term of endearment for a scruffy, unkempt small animal (usually a dog or cat) who desperately needs a bath but is adorable anyway. The kind of critter whose hygiene status is inversely proportional to how much belly rubs they deserve.
A backhanded compliment deployed to salvage someone's reputation after they say something monumentally stupid. It's the jargon equivalent of 'well, bless your heart,' but for the internet age.
A five-dollar bill, humorously named by contrasting it with the 'bald washingtons' on the one-dollar bill. It's slang that relies on the joke that Lincoln's beard is the distinguishing feature.
The graffiti artist's version of spam—hitting the same location repeatedly with your signature (tag) until your name is inescapably everywhere. It's dedication through repetition and a surefire way to "get up" in street art circles.
A person who constantly seeks attention by spreading rumors and stirring up drama; basically the human equivalent of clickbait but with worse social skills. If she were a headline, she'd have three exclamation points and a crying emoji.
A non-committal filler response deployed when you know the answer but don't want to admit it, don't know the answer but won't say so, or simply want to annoy someone. Maximum ambiguity, minimum effort.
The humorous (and painful) experience of losing all your leg or body hair by being dragged behind something, especially a horse. Mother Nature's depilatory method for the absurdly brave or catastrophically unlucky.
The therapeutic practice of lying or sleeping on the floor to decompress and manage anxiety—basically horizontal meditation for those too overwhelmed to function vertically.
Both the global music genre AND the intensely devoted fanbase known for algorithmic manipulation, aggressive Twitter wars, and defending artists they've never met with military precision.
The euphemistic name for late-night adult anime programming blocks on Cartoon Network—a cozy window for 'artistic' content before the watershed.
The regrettable streaks and residue left in the toilet after a particularly aggressive bowel movement—a bathroom reality nobody wants to discuss but everyone secretly knows.
That absolutely incompetent person at the gas pump who can't figure out how the pump works, blocks your access while asking for help, and somehow thinks you're their personal tech support—the human embodiment of bad timing.
A hilariously crude way to announce you're heading to the bathroom to urinate—because 'going to take a leak' wasn't juvenile enough.
A person, typically unmarried, who maintains a household in exchange for financial support and care from their partner—basically a modernized stay-at-home arrangement minus the actual marriage certificate.
A fashion hybrid blending preppy button-ups and neatly gelled hair with hip-hop street clothing aesthetics—basically what happens when a country club attendee raids a rap concert's wardrobe.
Someone with significant wealth who possesses the self-control and good taste not to constantly brag about it—the humble rich person who'd rather be known for character than cash.
A pre-existing family unit you inherit when dating someone who already has children—it's like getting the instant family expansion pack without the assembly required.
A deviously cunning scheme to frame your romantic rival for a crime he didn't commit so you can swoop in and date his girlfriend; inspired by actual literary betrayal, which somehow makes your deception seem more poetic.
A member of the notoriously passionate Volkswagen owner community who recognizes fellow devotees through double honks, knowing nods, and borderline cultish enthusiasm; part car club, entirely ridiculously committed.
The 'nerd horns' hand gesture or text symbol—a play on \m/ (metal horns)—used to express geeky enthusiasm or approval. It's like throwing up the rock sign, but for people whose idea of a mosh pit is a Comic-Con panel or a D&D tournament. The universal salute of the terminally nerdy.
A person who blends goth aesthetics with hippie philosophy—black clothing, existential dread, flower crowns, and the vibe of someone rebelling against society while being spiritually at peace with it. Basically, a flower child who went through their parents' Siouxsie and the Banshees collection.
High-waisted, overly tight pants that make everyone look like they're about to attend a 1987 PTA meeting or teach hot yoga to suburban soccer moms. Maximum 'I gave up on fashion' energy.
Internet slang identifying someone who is bisexual but has a clear preference toward one gender; basically letting the world know 'I like multiple genders, but mostly this one.'
British text-speak shorthand for 'alright,' originated in Barnsley and spread through early MSN Messenger culture like a linguistic virus that never quite died.