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A fraudulent scheme designed by someone with the ethics of an expired coupon. The noun form of deception, a deal that sounds too good to be true because it absolutely is.
A self-proclaimed tactical enthusiast who frequents firearms shops primarily to collect military-grade gear and tell elaborate combat-inspired war stories, despite their actual combat experience consisting of video games and mall mall walks. They're convinced that owning an M4 makes them look like they've actually seen action.
The anxious, defensive sensation you get when someone invades your personal space by standing too close or looming over you, forcing you to mentally 'close the gate' around your boundaries.
Regional slang from Knox, Tennessee for roasting someone or calling them out, usually about their appearance, fashion, or behavior—basically verbal ribbing with actual teeth behind it.
The petty post-breakup scramble to comment and like a mutual friend's posts before your ex does, thereby 'claiming' them to your side—basically digital team selection at its most immature and passive-aggressive.
The kind of backwards, illogical reasoning that only someone with a spectacular absence of critical thinking skills could construct; basically nonsense dressed up in pseudo-academic clothing.
A resident of western Ohio near the Indiana border who would absolutely prefer not to be confused with an actual Hoosier. Geographic identity: very specific, very defensive.
Phone slang for illegal substances—the kind of euphemism drug dealers use when they (incorrectly) believe law enforcement isn't listening. Spoiler: it doesn't work.
When intimate activity is so enjoyable your body literally cannot contain its enthusiasm—basically hitting the jackpot and winning the anatomical lottery. Peak satisfaction achieved.
A brutally cold weather event that's especially fatal to elderly and vulnerable populations—nature's dark reminder that not everyone survives winter.
The strategic act of aiming your urine stream at stubborn fecal stains in a toilet bowl to blast them away—essentially weaponizing yourself as a biological pressure washer.
Someone so charismatic and culturally influential that people remain obsessed with them despite their glaring problematic views—the ultimate 'I hate-follow them but can't look away' person.
A dance move involving vigorous hip rotation performed while facing away from your dance partner—twerking's enthusiastic cousin from the club.
A progressive posture disorder caused by intense gaming marathons, where your neck juts forward in perfect synchrony with your skill tier rising. Less a medical condition, more a visible badge of esports dedication.
Drinking wine or champagne straight from the bottle with your crew instead of paying bar prices and waiting in queues. A no-nonsense approach to getting lit while saving money and eliminating the glass middleman.
The trolling tactic of flooding a forum, page, or comment section with graphic gore images to shock and disturb; the nuclear option of online chaos.
Someone who spectacularly botches the national anthem live on television, complete with improvised lyrics, uncomfortable pauses, and the kind of cringe that trends nationwide for weeks afterward.
A large portable stereo system, typically running on batteries or AC power, featuring built-in speakers and a cassette player or CD player that became an iconic symbol of 1980s and 1990s street culture. Known for its loud volume and heavy bass, the boombox was central to hip-hop culture and street parties.
Someone with a talent for 'borrowing' things without asking—or who mooches off everyone with the finesse of a professional freeloader. Part accidental theft, part chronic mooching.
An absolute cultural mega-hit that transcends radio stations, generations, and even people's ability to hate it—the kind of song everyone recognizes instantly. Universal earworm status achieved.
A woman or girl (often used as a term of address or reference) who is confident, powerful, impressive, or deserving of respect and admiration; celebrates female excellence and self-assurance.
A notification or badge indicating that the original author or poster of content has 'liked' or favorited a comment or reply beneath their post. This interaction signals approval and often increases visibility of that comment.
An expression of disgust or strong disapproval; a shortened form of 'gag me with a spoon.' Used to indicate something is so offensive or repulsive it makes you want to vomit.
Unnecessary conflict, emotional upheaval, or exaggerated response to a situation; interpersonal tension or gossip elevated into a spectacle. In social contexts, often used critically to describe someone making a fuss.