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An emphatic, amped-up version of 'squad' that serves as both a battle cry of loyalty and a name for your crew. Deploy it when declaring solidarity with your friends or when you need to sound extra hyped.
The uncontrollable compulsion to correct someone's wrong information on the internet, leading to sleep deprivation, poor hygiene, and forgotten meals until the argument is somehow 'resolved.'
An enthusiastic stylized variation of 'Toyota 4Runner' that substitutes the final syllable with 'rizzle' because apparently vehicle names weren't fun enough already.
A Greek-origin term for an unkempt, malodorous creep with Discord mod energy—the kind of person who makes you instinctively hold your breath.
An acronym standing for 'Agreed Huge Time'—a shorthand way to express emphatic agreement with whatever absurdity someone just stated.
The affluent Philadelphia suburbs historically anchored by old-money families who arrived via the R5 SEPTA train line, characterized by generational wealth, Catholic heritage, elite schools, and an unshakeable belief that new money will never quite measure up. A dying way of life where inherited social status matters more than actual economic acumen.
Having one's secrets, lies, hypocrisies, or embarrassing information revealed publicly, typically online or in a viral context. Often used as shorthand for being caught or called out.
A woman or girl (often used as a term of address or reference) who is confident, powerful, impressive, or deserving of respect and admiration; celebrates female excellence and self-assurance.
A notification or badge indicating that the original author or poster of content has 'liked' or favorited a comment or reply beneath their post. This interaction signals approval and often increases visibility of that comment.
An expression of disgust or strong disapproval; a shortened form of 'gag me with a spoon.' Used to indicate something is so offensive or repulsive it makes you want to vomit.
Your spiritual mirror—someone who vibes with you on the same wavelength across fashion, music, energy, and attitude, making them basically your clone in human form. It's the ultimate compliment when your homie gets your vibe so hard they're living in your headspace.
Someone in their early 20s who embraces the shortcuts and hustle mentality because adulting is already hard enough without making it worse. It's less about being lazy and more about being strategically efficient.
The art of weaponizing positivity and excessive niceness in online discourse—basically the emotional equivalent of fighting fire with flowers. It's what happens when someone responds to your cynicism with relentless wholesomeness, and you're not sure if they're being genuine or just playing 4D chess.
A cute, informal shorthand for 'friend' that emphasizes closeness and emotional bonds. It's 'bestie' with a slight lisp and a whole lot more endearment.
A mysterious lint-and-hair ball that forms in your dryer and somehow teleports directly into your clothing, creating an unsettling lump or phantom tickle sensation until you discover it mid-fold. Nature's way of reminding you that laundry day is never truly over.
To smoke a joint or take a hit during work hours—named after someone who apparently made work breaks way more interesting, one dubious decision at a time.
An exclamation used to express dismissal or mild disgust at something unfunny or awkward—essentially the verbal equivalent of a dead stare. It's the sound someone makes when a joke dies in real time.
A term from street Malay meaning an old-timer or senior expert in a particular field—someone who's been mastering their craft long enough to earn serious respect.
The insult equivalent of a three-for-one combo—coward, crybaby, and screw-up all in one dismissive phrase.
DC Metro slang for 'everything's ruined and I'm annoyed'—it's like 'crap' but more regional and somehow angrier.
A fencing move called "The Lover's Parry"—a defensive stance that deflects your opponent's blade while leaving your heart vulnerably exposed, metaphorically inviting both romance and actual stabbing.
A deliberately geeky variation of 'crunk' or 'crunkizzle' that swaps cool points for ironic nerd credibility—elite internet speak for the programmer set.
Short for 'Freaky Intelligence'—a playful metric measuring exactly how horny someone is. High FQ means you've got a one-track mind and zero chill about it.
An older woman of modest financial means who radiates bitterness toward you and everyone around you while pretending to be wealthier and more important than she actually is—basically the anti-sugar mama.