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That absolutely incompetent person at the gas pump who can't figure out how the pump works, blocks your access while asking for help, and somehow thinks you're their personal tech support—the human embodiment of bad timing.
Two equally confident, accomplished people in a relationship who are so individually awesome that together they form an unstoppable force of excellence—the kind of duo that makes everyone else's relationship look mid by comparison.
Street slang borrowed from hip-hop culture asking 'what are you talking about?' or 'what's your point?'—because in rap, 'spitting' means laying down impressive lyrics or hot takes.
A professional liar who monetizes deception—the digital con artist wearing a fake Amazon customer service badge. Experts at separating you from your money through elaborate schemes that would impress a novelist.
Any liquid concoction designed to knock you out faster than your embarrassing high school yearbook photo—whether it's NyQuil, melatonin shots, or a chamomile tea that tastes like sadness. The goal is simple: chug it, pass out, wake up wondering why your throat hurts.
A celebratory phrase and identity marker for New Zealanders (Kiwis) to claim their superiority and unique cultural pride, usually delivered with unironic confidence and a hint of good-natured superiority complex.
An internet enthusiast who obsessively analyzes fictional character abilities and determines their power levels across different fictional universes, then argues passionately (and often incorrectly) about which character could beat which in a hypothetical battle. The answer is always Goku, and they will die on this hill.
A person, typically unmarried, who maintains a household in exchange for financial support and care from their partner—basically a modernized stay-at-home arrangement minus the actual marriage certificate.
Someone with significant wealth who possesses the self-control and good taste not to constantly brag about it—the humble rich person who'd rather be known for character than cash.
The opposite of 'full of win'—when something is so spectacularly unsuccessful that it becomes a cautionary tale. Like a product launch that crashes, burns, and somehow catches fire again for good measure. It's the mid-2000s internet's way of saying 'that was a complete and utter disaster.'
The 'nerd horns' hand gesture or text symbol—a play on \m/ (metal horns)—used to express geeky enthusiasm or approval. It's like throwing up the rock sign, but for people whose idea of a mosh pit is a Comic-Con panel or a D&D tournament. The universal salute of the terminally nerdy.
The strategic act of aiming your urine stream at stubborn fecal stains in a toilet bowl to blast them away—essentially weaponizing yourself as a biological pressure washer.
A cutesy, informal way to refer to lunch or lunchtime that sounds friendly and approachable. Think of it as the verbal equivalent of a heart emoji added to a lunch invitation.
A person aged 18-24 who's legally classified as an adult but whose survival skills suggest they'd be completely lost without parental intervention; technically grown, practically helpless.
The soft, jiggly fat specifically accumulated from sitting in a chair for 12+ hours staring at a screen; your body's passive-aggressive reminder that you need to stand up.
The overwhelming cool-factor and unearned confidence exuded after pulling off something impressive while visibly covered in sweat; peak coolness meets moisture.
Any small creature or being that attacks at ankle height—be it a yappy dog, an ambitious toddler, or a particularly determined tick—a unifying concept for minor ankle-focused menaces.
A late-night phone call to someone you're not dating but definitely wouldn't mind spending some very specific time with—romance optimized for the commitment-phobic.
When someone commits to 80% confidence about showing up to an event then mysteriously vanishes on the actual day—leaving you with a vacant seat and buyer's remorse.
An emoji-only callout meaning 'you're being a clown'—the visual equivalent of an eye-roll response to someone's idiotic statement, condensed into three perfectly sarcastic characters.
An acronym playing off 'What Would Jesus Do?', but replacing Jesus with Bear Grylls, the survival expert famous for making increasingly questionable decisions look thrilling on TV.
A playful way to say you're crying so hard the tears are streaming down your face—because apparently we needed a poetic euphemism for emotional breakdown.
A hilariously crude way to announce you're heading to the bathroom to urinate—because 'going to take a leak' wasn't juvenile enough.
Driving around with a completely full gas tank, giving you maximum range and the freedom to spontaneously road trip wherever without obsessing over the next gas station.