Elder Wear

Definition

The baffling collection of dings, dents, and bumper damage on an elderly person's meticulously maintained car—proof that good vision and reflexes matter more than oil changes when preserving paint.

Example Usage

That pristine 1992 Honda Civic has elder wear all over its bumpers despite having only 40,000 miles and complete service records.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Elder%20Wear&defid=1531117)

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