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The frantic deletion of a message from a chat or forum within seconds of sending it—hopefully before anyone witnessed your embarrassing typo or hot take.
Those beat-up, scuffed-up sneakers you save specifically for nights out—the ones already halfway to the landfill so you genuinely don't care if they get destroyed on the dance floor.
A derisive term for someone whose obsessive hobbies and social awkwardness have supposedly rendered them permanently unlovable—a judgment that says far more about the judge than the judged.
Acting inappropriately youthful and eccentric for your age, typically as a result of dating someone significantly younger; basically a midlife crisis disguised as charm.
A state of invincible euphoria and confidence where you believe you can accomplish impossible feats; that moment when your sense of capability dramatically exceeds actual human limitations.
Extracting personal information and gossip through the facade of polite conversation; nosey behavior masquerading as genuine friendly interest.
Street slang for oral sex that emphasizes the anatomical location doing the heavy lifting. Popular in hip-hop and probably used by people much cooler than you.
An emphatic expression of admiration for something executed with exceptional flair; basically 'hell of a thing' when you're too classy to drop an f-bomb.
An online insult lobbed at people deemed weird or non-conformist—particularly used against LGBTQ+ individuals and furries by people who think mockery is a personality trait.
Playing video games alone obsessively to the point where your real-world social life withers and your only relationships are with NPCs.
An awkwardly dramatic monologue where someone launches into a serious, overly earnest lecture about feelings while everyone watches in secondhand embarrassment.
An extinct early-2000s subculture of goth-inflected teens identifiable by teased hair, excessive eyeliner, and devotion to emo bands—basically an endangered species that peaked around 2010.
A Filipino exclamation expressing sarcastic admiration or disbelief when someone brags or shows off. It's the polite way to say 'okay flex, but nobody asked.'
The inverse of 'giving'; to explicitly not project, convey, or embody a particular quality, vibe, or aesthetic; often used to dismiss or negate an impression.
A dismissive retort claiming someone is emotionally upset in real life—typically used when you've lost an online argument and need a face-saving exit strategy. It's the digital equivalent of 'you mad?' but more specific.
Living in a state of prosperity, good fortune, and comfortable prosperity—basically when life is treating you exceptionally well and your luck meter is maxed out.
Someone who derives satisfaction or twisted pleasure from inflicting emotional pain on themselves—basically someone who sabotages their own happiness as a hobby.
A deep, pure bond between people (usually friends) that transcends traditional relationship categories by merging genuine affection from the heart with the loyalty of a true connection.
To casually (or annoyingly) mention that you know someone famous or well-connected, usually to gain social clout or seem more interesting. It's the verbal equivalent of peacocking.
A euphemistic gaming insult—a creative substitute for a more offensive term, typically hurled at teammates who mess up during gameplay. It's deliberately nonsensical, which is what makes it absurdly funny as an insult.
Someone who acts wealthy and struts around with unearned confidence despite having relatively little money in their account. It's all swagger and no substance—fake rich energy without the actual riches.
To be scammed out of thousands of dollars by someone who then ghosts all communication and disappears completely—the ultimate combo of financial betrayal and cowardice.
When you and your friend simultaneously decide to order the same drink flavor at the same time, creating an unspoken synchronized bond over beverages. It's the drink version of jinxing someone.
A lighthearted slang term meaning crazy or wild, often used to describe someone acting unpredictably or doing something bold. Perfect for when 'insane' feels too serious.