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Mandatory family gatherings, especially during holidays, that feel less like bonding and more like serving a sentence of forced proximity with relatives you barely tolerate.
A meaningless utterance designed to express everything and nothing simultaneously, depending entirely on context, tone, and your willingness to leave people confused about what you just said.
To speak at exhausting length about a topic nobody asked about, filled with tangential rabbit holes and excruciating detail—essentially what happens when someone's Wikipedia rabbit hole finds a microphone.
A portmanteau for someone with mixed Nordic (Scandinavian) and Celtic (Irish/Scottish) heritage—coined as a shorthand by someone tired of the exhausting genealogy explanation and the inevitable 'yes, I'm naturally pale' jokes.
A pathetic 20mph moped covered in stickers and flags, typically ridden by someone drastically overestimating their street credibility. The motorcycle equivalent of a participation trophy.
A form of sexual harassment where someone forces another person into explicit roleplay scenarios online without consent—basically digital sexual coercion that belongs in a ban hammer's sights.
A kitchen that stocks nothing but condiments and raw ingredients—meaning you can make a sauce for literally anything, but you can't actually eat anything. It's the culinary equivalent of having all the paint but no canvas.
A fictional/absurdist 'holiday' supposedly occurring on April 8th where everyone is called Tim and celebrates Timmish accomplishments in history. It's peak internet nonsense that somehow has a dedicated following despite no one understanding it.
An acronym for Monday Night Meat Loaf—a casual dinner tradition where friends gather to enjoy this comfort food classic. It's the kind of meal that bonds people through shared carbs and nostalgia.
Two people who are so aesthetically perfect and romantically flawless together that they achieve near-deity status among their peers—the kind of couple that makes others believe in soulmates.
The final evolutionary form of Dad Bod—when the beer belly, love handles, and general descent into comfort have reached maximum intensity. It's what happens when you stop fighting the inevitable.
A person blessed with the supernatural ability to turn literally any location—grocery stores, their bedroom, a DMV waiting room—into a raging celebration and sustain it for days on end. True party rockers operate on pure vibes and don't need external substances; wannabes just shuffle awkwardly and call it a day.
Internet shorthand for 'just kidding,' used to soften blunt statements or self-deprecating comments so you don't sound like a total jerk—essentially a digital permission slip for brutal honesty.
A coded term used by students to refer to vaping devices while in school, allowing for discreet conversation about vape usage in environments where it's forbidden.
A dismissive retort claiming someone is emotionally upset in real life—typically used when you've lost an online argument and need a face-saving exit strategy. It's the digital equivalent of 'you mad?' but more specific.
Living in a state of prosperity, good fortune, and comfortable prosperity—basically when life is treating you exceptionally well and your luck meter is maxed out.
Someone who derives satisfaction or twisted pleasure from inflicting emotional pain on themselves—basically someone who sabotages their own happiness as a hobby.
A deep, pure bond between people (usually friends) that transcends traditional relationship categories by merging genuine affection from the heart with the loyalty of a true connection.
To casually (or annoyingly) mention that you know someone famous or well-connected, usually to gain social clout or seem more interesting. It's the verbal equivalent of peacocking.
The inverse of 'giving'; to explicitly not project, convey, or embody a particular quality, vibe, or aesthetic; often used to dismiss or negate an impression.
When someone is acting comfortable and relaxed, like they're hanging out at home with people they love—used heavily in fandom culture to describe cozy, intimate moments between characters or celebrities. It's basically the opposite of trying-too-hard energy.
The delightful art of being weird in a way that makes people laugh rather than call the authorities. It's that perfect blend of peculiar behavior that somehow works.
Two friends who lose their virginity on the same night, cementing a hilariously awkward lifelong bond. It's like becoming blood brothers, but significantly more embarrassing if anyone finds out.
Someone who hasn't experienced their first kiss yet—a portmanteau of 'lip' and 'virgin' that's somehow both cute and mildly devastating. The romantic equivalent of a participation trophy.