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A humorous metric measuring the concentration or percentage of obnoxious, arrogant people in a given location. High douche-centage means it's probably time to find a new spot.
A humorous acronym meaning 'Big Mormon Wagon,' used to describe the large vans and SUVs typically driven by Mormon families. Spotted in abundance at temples and community events.
An unfortunate wardrobe malfunction where overly tight pants create a visible outline that bears an unfortunate resemblance to its namesake—a fashion faux pas that no amount of adjusting can fully remedy.
A dude sporting the aesthetic of perpetually unwashed long hair, band tees, and gaming apparel—basically what happens when personal hygiene takes a backseat to basement-dwelling culture.
That terrifying moment when your brain misfires as you're drifting off, causing your entire body to twitch violently as if you've been attacked—jolting you awake in a panic and ruining any chance of sleep for another 20 minutes.
The beautiful intersection of laziness and technology: ordering pizza through your Wii console's internet browser because standing up or finding your phone seems like too much effort.
To be ghosted by someone you genuinely connected with on a dating app—named after the feeling of being mysteriously vanished on by someone who seemed perfect.
Shorthand for 'just sayin'—a casual way to soften or add ironic distance to a statement you just made. Originally texting shorthand that's somehow still clinging to life like a pair of Ed Hardy jeans.
Someone who hasn't experienced their first kiss yet—a portmanteau of 'lip' and 'virgin' that's somehow both cute and mildly devastating. The romantic equivalent of a participation trophy.
That surprisingly euphoric moment when you extract a booger attached to a long, elegant string of mucus from your nose—nature's little gift of joy and mild disgust. Bonus points if it has a tail measuring several inches.
A buddy code word using clock positions to discreetly alert your friend to an attractive person's whereabouts without being obvious. 'Cinnamon 3 o'clock' is the smooth way to say 'don't look now, but check your left.'
A male cafeteria worker at a school—someone responsible for portion control, food safety, and crushing the dreams of hungry students everywhere. The unsung hero (or villain) behind the serving line.
A towering female figure typically depicted as 20+ feet tall, primarily featured in fantasy fiction and niche internet communities. She's basically what happens when you want a regular woman but make her architecturally impossible.
Internet slang for anything that looks delicious, tastes decadent, or appears visually stunning—it's "luscious" with creative spelling and maximum enthusiasm. Works equally well for describing food, aesthetics, or vibes.
The absolutely euphoric celebration that follows an improbable come-from-behind victory in high-stakes gambling, especially poker. It's what happens when you go from broke to loaded in a single, miraculous winning streak.
A whimsical greeting meaning "hello" or "hi," used casually in online spaces and informal conversation. It's got zero pretension and maximum charm.
Someone with a head shape distinctly resembling an electric kettle—a brutally specific and unkind insult for particular cranial proportions.
Someone too lazy to do their own research who constantly badgers others for answers instead of Googling it themselves. The digital equivalent of that friend who won't read the menu and just asks you what's good every single time.
When one partner literally leaves the other behind during an activity (like hiking) without checking if they're okay, which somehow counts as relationship-ending grounds. It's the outdoor enthusiast's way of saying 'I'm breaking up with you by walking really fast and not looking back.'
A feathered dinosaur from the Ark: Survival Evolved video game that resembles an allosaurus with a snowy white coat—obscure enough that mentioning it instantly reveals your gaming credentials to the uninitiated.
Living in a state of prosperity, good fortune, and comfortable prosperity—basically when life is treating you exceptionally well and your luck meter is maxed out.
The final evolutionary form of Dad Bod—when the beer belly, love handles, and general descent into comfort have reached maximum intensity. It's what happens when you stop fighting the inevitable.
A girl who spends significant time online, often characterized by a specific aesthetic or fashion sense; sometimes used mockingly by those who find internet femininity cringe-worthy. It's basically 'girl + internet' but with more makeup.
A playful, slightly crude metaphor for the human brain, comparing its pinkish color and wrinkled texture to an actual rose. A humorous way to say 'use your brain' without sounding like your mom.