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A male cafeteria worker at a school—someone responsible for portion control, food safety, and crushing the dreams of hungry students everywhere. The unsung hero (or villain) behind the serving line.
When someone sends you dozens of consecutive text messages instead of composing one coherent thought—testing both your phone battery and your patience simultaneously.
Slang for an alpha male or someone radiating unshakeable confidence and dominance; the guy who walks into any room like he owns the place and everyone just accepts it.
The strategic act of running water in the sink or flushing while pooping to mask the inevitable sounds—a delicate social courtesy when you're not alone in the house.
To claim false credentials or heritage for professional gain, inspired by the Elizabeth Warren Native American ancestry controversy. A modern shorthand for 'getting caught in your lies.'
The desperate phrase you yell when you've just said something so offensive or controversial that cancellation is imminent and you need everyone to collectively forget they heard it.
Someone who's fallen deeply in love with Indian culture—from Bollywood to biryani to Sanskrit art—and enthusiastically incorporates it into their entire lifestyle. Their home looks like a personal temple dedicated to all things India.
Someone who shows initial romantic interest then completely ghosts you without explanation; named after a basketball player's one-season strategy, describing someone who's committed to you for exactly one date.
An exclamation expressing shock or disbelief, popularized by one Paul Guerrero. It's a biblical alternative to common expletives when things get wild.
The 'call me' hand gesture emoji—thumb and pinky extended to mimic a phone—used when you want someone to hit you up, usually accompanied by a wink for maximum charm.
Either a small, scurrying creature with a distinctive noise, or your hoodie compressed into a basketball-sized wadded ball. Either way, it's adorable and somewhat mysterious.
A humorous declaration that something is completely finished, over, or done for—usually in a dire or irreversible way. Think of it as the theatrical death knell for your plans, reputation, or freedom.
Mental and visual first aid served up after witnessing something unspeakable on the internet—your go-to remedy is one cute animal video or wholesome meme. It's what you need when you can't unsee what you just saw.
A fully committed member of the Juggalo subculture and Insane Clown Posse fanbase who embraces the face paint, music, and lifestyle with unironic dedication and unbridled enthusiasm.
The universal placeholder word you deploy when your brain has ghosted you—that trusty 'thingamabob' or 'doohickey' for anything whose actual name has escaped your memory.
To utterly demolish or defeat someone in an absurdly over-the-top, hyperkinetic manner—a deep-cut reference to Homestar Runner's alternate dimension where everything is cranked up to ridiculous levels.
That magical 4 PM moment when the pre-game begins—early enough to achieve maximum inebriation by the time you hit the club, late enough to avoid spending actual money on overpriced venue cocktails. It's strategic drinking disguised as having fun.
New Haven, Connecticut's charmingly unpronounceable term for pizza (pronounced 'ah-beetz'), because apparently the region decided 'pizza' needed more vowels and confusion.
Displaying clear dominance or authority in a space; stepping in and making it obvious you're in control.
That depressing stretch when nothing worth watching is in theaters; a multiplex wasteland of sequels and mediocrity.
A dismissive, breath-based sound expressing disbelief or skepticism without wasting actual words. The universal translation for 'yeah, sure, I believe that.'
A Dairy Queen location that's perfectly pleasant during daylight hours but transforms into a genuinely sketchy parking lot after dark—basically soft serve with a side of adrenaline and questionable life choices.
Buttocks that lack definition or shape, basically the opposite of whatever fitness goal someone's actually chasing.
An extremely moody and volatile person with zero chill who takes everything personally and responds to mild jokes with full-blown adult tantrums.