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An activist primarily motivated by hitting on fellow activists; someone who shows up to 'save the planet' with a charming smile and questionable sincerity.
So nasty, grimy, and grody that it earns all three—basically the trifecta of disgusting.
Someone you're mutually attracted to and actively flirting with but haven't officially committed to yet—basically the perfect undefined zone where anything could happen.
A state of being so profoundly high on marijuana that you're practically levitating alongside the actual birds in the sky.
Radiating the fearless, spirited, over-the-top awesomeness of Kamina from Gurren Lagann; essentially a meme-powered compliment for ridiculous bravery and anime-tier determination.
A family pun contraction of 'dad's salt'—a lighthearted bit of wordplay that somehow made seasoning funny while simultaneously making it taste like memories.
A chaotic group conversation where everyone talks simultaneously at cross-purposes, nobody listens to anyone else, and someone is definitely telling a terrible joke nobody asked for.
A feathered dinosaur from the Ark: Survival Evolved video game that resembles an allosaurus with a snowy white coat—obscure enough that mentioning it instantly reveals your gaming credentials to the uninitiated.
To post bite-sized thoughts into the digital void via a social media platform, where they may be retweeted into immortality or forgotten in 3 seconds. The bird-themed app where everyone's an expert on everything.
A playful misspelling of 'totally' used to emphasize how epic or awesome someone is at something. It's the kind of thing you'd type while giggling at how cool you or your friend are.
A humorous acronym meaning 'Big Mormon Wagon,' used to describe the large vans and SUVs typically driven by Mormon families. Spotted in abundance at temples and community events.
A dude sporting the aesthetic of perpetually unwashed long hair, band tees, and gaming apparel—basically what happens when personal hygiene takes a backseat to basement-dwelling culture.
The beautiful intersection of laziness and technology: ordering pizza through your Wii console's internet browser because standing up or finding your phone seems like too much effort.
A slang expression indicating someone lacks courage or backbone when facing a challenge. If you've got 'no dot,' you're being called out for not stepping up.
Spanish slang for an idiot or chronic troublemaker—someone whose life is basically a series of self-inflicted disasters.
The 'call me' hand gesture emoji—thumb and pinky extended to mimic a phone—used when you want someone to hit you up, usually accompanied by a wink for maximum charm.
Either a small, scurrying creature with a distinctive noise, or your hoodie compressed into a basketball-sized wadded ball. Either way, it's adorable and somewhat mysterious.
A fictional/absurdist 'holiday' supposedly occurring on April 8th where everyone is called Tim and celebrates Timmish accomplishments in history. It's peak internet nonsense that somehow has a dedicated following despite no one understanding it.
An exclamation expressing shock or disbelief, popularized by one Paul Guerrero. It's a biblical alternative to common expletives when things get wild.
A male cafeteria worker at a school—someone responsible for portion control, food safety, and crushing the dreams of hungry students everywhere. The unsung hero (or villain) behind the serving line.
When someone sends you dozens of consecutive text messages instead of composing one coherent thought—testing both your phone battery and your patience simultaneously.
The strategic act of running water in the sink or flushing while pooping to mask the inevitable sounds—a delicate social courtesy when you're not alone in the house.
To claim false credentials or heritage for professional gain, inspired by the Elizabeth Warren Native American ancestry controversy. A modern shorthand for 'getting caught in your lies.'
The desperate phrase you yell when you've just said something so offensive or controversial that cancellation is imminent and you need everyone to collectively forget they heard it.