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A digital thumbs-up or dopamine hit delivered via social media to signal approval without the effort of actually commenting. The metric by which self-worth is now measured.
A playful misspelling of 'totally' used to emphasize how epic or awesome someone is at something. It's the kind of thing you'd type while giggling at how cool you or your friend are.
A glorious occasion (usually a Monday) when chicken nuggets become the unofficial meal of choice across an entire social group. It's the kind of day where you text your friends with anticipatory excitement about fried poultry.
A lesbian, typically masculine-presenting or with traditionally masculine characteristics, fashion, or demeanor. The term exists within LGBTQ+ communities as a self-descriptor, though context and speaker identity matter significantly.
Internet shorthand abbreviation for 'need to go'—a quick way to signal your departure from an online conversation without elaborate explanation.
A teenager who essentially lives at the mall, treating it as their natural habitat and social headquarters. Historically characterized by aggressive loitering, intimidating fashion choices, and a fierce resistance to mall security authority.
The mischievous practice of throwing fruit through people's windows, typically under cover of darkness. It's like egging, but somehow more produce-based and less permanent.
A guy who's great at kissing his date while enjoying outdoor scenery—basically someone who masters the art of romantic moments in nature.
Someone whose kindness, thoughtfulness, and good personality make them genuinely attractive beyond just physical appearance. Or, you know, just someone with a nicely shaped head.
An honest acronym standing for 'Chuckled Out Loud'—for people who want to admit that something was mildly amusing rather than claiming LOL when they barely cracked a smile. It's the internet's way of being real about what actually made you laugh.
A mashup of 'shoe' and 'Jesus'—basically a footwear deity or a hilarious nickname for someone obsessed with kicks. It's the spiritual savior of sneaker culture.
A feathered dinosaur from the Ark: Survival Evolved video game that resembles an allosaurus with a snowy white coat—obscure enough that mentioning it instantly reveals your gaming credentials to the uninitiated.
That weird high-pitched sound that exists in the sonic gray area between a squeak and a screech—annoying, loud, and impossible to ignore. The audio equivalent of nails on a chalkboard.
A person who achieves sudden fame through reality TV, typically by being willing to publicly humiliate themselves on camera for fifteen minutes of recognition. The intersection of 'plebeian' and 'celebrity' nobody asked for.
A humorous metric measuring the concentration or percentage of obnoxious, arrogant people in a given location. High douche-centage means it's probably time to find a new spot.
Two friends who lose their virginity on the same night, cementing a hilariously awkward lifelong bond. It's like becoming blood brothers, but significantly more embarrassing if anyone finds out.
Ruined, spoiled, or made thoroughly unpleasant by association with a despicable person or deeply undesirable influence. A crude portmanteau suggesting something has been irreparably tainted by proximity to a truly objectionable individual.
A gloriously crude nickname for a pogo stick that speaks for itself once you've seen someone enthusiastically bouncing on one. It's exactly what it sounds like, visually speaking.
That magical 4 PM moment when the pre-game begins—early enough to achieve maximum inebriation by the time you hit the club, late enough to avoid spending actual money on overpriced venue cocktails. It's strategic drinking disguised as having fun.
Text-speak abbreviation for 'definitely,' born from the crucial era when saving four characters felt like a significant technological achievement.
A surreal, meaningless meme born from Among Us that represents peak absurdist internet humor—it means nothing, makes no sense, and that's precisely why it's hilarious.
Internet shorthand for 'just kidding,' used to soften blunt statements or self-deprecating comments so you don't sound like a total jerk—essentially a digital permission slip for brutal honesty.
An acronym standing for 'Idiot Wrapped In a Moron'—a humorous but harsh way to describe someone who is acting exceptionally foolish or demonstrating remarkable stupidity.
A dismissive retort used primarily by K-pop stans on Twitter to shut down critics they can't properly engage with—a low-effort insult followed by aggressive fancam spam.