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A person blessed with the supernatural ability to turn literally any location—grocery stores, their bedroom, a DMV waiting room—into a raging celebration and sustain it for days on end. True party rockers operate on pure vibes and don't need external substances; wannabes just shuffle awkwardly and call it a day.
A coded term used by students to refer to vaping devices while in school, allowing for discreet conversation about vape usage in environments where it's forbidden.
A deep, pure bond between people (usually friends) that transcends traditional relationship categories by merging genuine affection from the heart with the loyalty of a true connection.
Mental and visual first aid served up after witnessing something unspeakable on the internet—your go-to remedy is one cute animal video or wholesome meme. It's what you need when you can't unsee what you just saw.
Someone obsessed with their appearance and grooming to an almost ridiculous degree, basically the male equivalent of high-maintenance but with more product in the hair.
When romantic feelings ambush you out of nowhere for someone you've been platonically close with—the terrifying blur between 'best friend' and 'potential partner.'
Those beat-up, scuffed-up sneakers you save specifically for nights out—the ones already halfway to the landfill so you genuinely don't care if they get destroyed on the dance floor.
A derisive term for someone whose obsessive hobbies and social awkwardness have supposedly rendered them permanently unlovable—a judgment that says far more about the judge than the judged.
Extracting personal information and gossip through the facade of polite conversation; nosey behavior masquerading as genuine friendly interest.
An exuberant, fabulous version of 'shenanigans'; mischief and tomfoolery delivered with extra glitter, attitude, and dramatic flair.
To claim false credentials or heritage for professional gain, inspired by the Elizabeth Warren Native American ancestry controversy. A modern shorthand for 'getting caught in your lies.'
A juvenile prank where you mime oral sex before scratching under someone's chin. Peak middle school comedy that somehow never gets old.
The peculiar zen-like satisfaction of vigorously wiggling a finger in your ear canal to relieve that deep, unbearable itch—it's scratching an itch's cooler, more aggressive cousin.
New Haven, Connecticut's charmingly unpronounceable term for pizza (pronounced 'ah-beetz'), because apparently the region decided 'pizza' needed more vowels and confusion.
An online insult lobbed at people deemed weird or non-conformist—particularly used against LGBTQ+ individuals and furries by people who think mockery is a personality trait.
Someone who derives satisfaction or twisted pleasure from inflicting emotional pain on themselves—basically someone who sabotages their own happiness as a hobby.
When someone exaggerates or outright lies about their accomplishments and life experiences to make themselves sound cooler than they actually are. All talk, zero walk.
To fail a urine drug test, resulting in immediate termination or serious consequences. A straightforward and unflattering way to announce that someone's recreational activities caught up with them.
A euphemistic slang term for purchasing drugs on credit instead of cash—treating the narcotics trade like a legitimate payment plan.
The ambiguous limbo between active flirting and officially dating where both people obviously like each other but nobody wants to ruin it by defining the relationship.
Your natural environment where you spend hours immobilized with snacks and screens—basically the human equivalent of a zoo enclosure but with WiFi and fewer judgment glances.
A pseudo-scientific measure of your current anger level, ranging from mildly annoyed to 'someone's getting hurt if they breathe near me.' Combines pissed + toxicity for maximum rage quantification.
In cartoons and comics, the wavy lines that float above something smelly—basically the visual shorthand for 'this reeks' without requiring actual stench-o-vision technology.
An astrology enthusiast who weaponizes zodiac signs as a psychological profiling tool—because obviously your Sun, Moon, and Rising signs explain your entire personality.