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The male version of pretty privilege—when an attractive guy uses charm to skip merit-based competition. Available exclusively to guys named Brad, Chad, or Mike.
A juvenile prank where you mime oral sex before scratching under someone's chin. Peak middle school comedy that somehow never gets old.
Someone living in the suburbs who dresses and acts like a hardcore gangster while their mom's SUV sits in the driveway.
A nonsense adjective that means everything bad and nothing specific—useful for describing your disappointment without actually committing to a real criticism.
A vehicle so decrepit, broken-down, and fundamentally unreliable that referring to it as a 'car' would be an insult to the word.
A Latina woman who carries herself with self-respect, cultural pride, and authenticity—basically the embodiment of knowing her worth and refusing to settle for anything less.
Shorthand for 'fine dark skin'—a casual, colloquial way to compliment someone's appearance. More of a street observation than formal terminology.
A hilariously pretentious way to describe deep-dive analysis of obscure, artsy media that somehow manages to be absolutely brilliant despite (or because of) its weirdness. Think of it as film criticism for the indie-obsessed.
An afternoon or early evening showing of a movie or theatrical performance, typically at a lower ticket price than evening shows. Matinees were traditionally attended by families, students, and older audiences during daytime hours.
Your soulmate or the person you have an intense physical and emotional bond with—expressed with maximum vowel enthusiasm. It's love with extra dramatics.
Someone who monopolizes a blunt or smoking device by taking excessively long hits instead of passing it along. Named with the creative vulgarity only potheads can muster.
A condition where someone believes they're cooler and more sophisticated than everyone around them, so they'd rather isolate themselves and fantasize about fictional adventures than actually socialize with real people. It's basically narcissism meets crippling social anxiety.
The supernatural state of being simultaneously dead-tired and caffeinated enough to power a small nation—you're the least functional you've ever been, yet somehow the most productive.
A portmanteau of "ridiculous" and "lust" describing a couple so aggressively infatuated with each other that their public displays of affection have become a biohazard warning to everyone nearby.
A sarcastic label announcing that the wearer is probably a dickhead; extra douchebag points awarded if worn backwards, especially while facing the sun as if to blind everyone with douchery.
Street slang borrowed from hip-hop culture asking 'what are you talking about?' or 'what's your point?'—because in rap, 'spitting' means laying down impressive lyrics or hot takes.
A meaningless suffix slapped onto random words to create ironic humor or sound intentionally ridiculous—it's the verbal equivalent of a dad joke, except younger people do it and somehow they own it better.
Slang for publicly embarrassing or humiliating someone—roasting them so thoroughly their social reputation takes collateral damage.
Someone (usually a guy) who is cute, loyal, sensitive, surprisingly skilled in intimate situations, but also desperately needs constant attention and validation to function.
British slang for being dramatically dumped by your partner, often with the implied humiliation of having your belongings thrown out (literally in a bin bag). If getting dumped is bad, getting binbagged is getting dumped with maximum theatrical flair.
That one friend who's got the rare combo of brutal honesty, deep conversation skills, genuine kindness, and an almost supernatural ability to forgive you even when you ghost them. Basically the human equivalent of a golden retriever with a philosophy degree.
That surprisingly euphoric moment when you extract a booger attached to a long, elegant string of mucus from your nose—nature's little gift of joy and mild disgust. Bonus points if it has a tail measuring several inches.
A Lexus SC model (especially the 2001+ SC430) featuring a sleek convertible hardtop, decent reliability, and a V8 engine with about 300 horsepower. It's the sensible luxury car for someone who wants prestige without the European repair bills.
Puffy, heavily cushioned winter boots from the '70s and '80s that looked like you were preparing for a lunar landing; wear them too close to a campfire and they'll melt into sad, squishy disappointment.