Ear Wank

Definition

The peculiar zen-like satisfaction of vigorously wiggling a finger in your ear canal to relieve that deep, unbearable itch—it's scratching an itch's cooler, more aggressive cousin.

Example Usage

I had an itch so deep that only a solid ear wank would fix it.

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