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Someone (typically a Floridian) who clocks out at 5 PM sharp to immediately hit the bar for margaritas and Jimmy Buffett songs—basically living the perpetual vacation lifestyle on a Tuesday.
Short for 'funk doctor'—a person who brings wild, chaotic, party energy to any situation, typically making an entrance that demands attention.
A chaotic filmmaking style that weaponizes quick cuts, bizarre camera angles, random sound effects, and nonsensical visuals in a desperate attempt to hold viewer attention—usually just resulting in sensory overload and confusion instead. Think 1990s educational videos on steroids, exemplified by Bill Nye's aggressive editing style.
A quick exclamation expressing approval of something with artistic flair, usually said with a slight Spanish-influenced inflection. It's basically shorthand for 'that's pretty artistic' when you can't be bothered with proper grammar.
A deceptively thick wad of cash that appears impressive at first glance but is actually just a bunch of one-dollar bills stacked together with maybe one big bill on top for show. Peak performance theater for broke people trying to look baller.
A mashup of 'shoe' and 'Jesus'—basically a footwear deity or a hilarious nickname for someone obsessed with kicks. It's the spiritual savior of sneaker culture.
Any recreational substance consumed in suburban America that has absolutely zero street credibility, making the whole 'thug' label utterly ridiculous and deeply ironic.
The art of visiting someone's home under friendly pretenses and systematically leaving with all their snacks and alcohol—all while maintaining a pleasant demeanor and the fiction that you're not literally robbing them.
To be ghosted by someone you genuinely connected with on a dating app—named after the feeling of being mysteriously vanished on by someone who seemed perfect.
Street slang demanding that someone face you in a fight right now, typically used after hearing someone talked trash about you.
Shorthand for 'just sayin'—a casual way to soften or add ironic distance to a statement you just made. Originally texting shorthand that's somehow still clinging to life like a pair of Ed Hardy jeans.
The peak level of simp behavior—someone so devoted to pursuing romantic attention that they've turned it into an art form. It's like they're climbing out of the simp pit but haven't quite reached ground level yet.
Yiddish slang for absolute nonsense and hot air—the word your grandmother used when she didn't believe a word you just said and wanted you to know it.
Pain and alienation experienced within a religious community where you feel judged or can't find belonging. It's that special kind of betrayal that stings harder because you expected better from people who supposedly shared your values.
A young person, typically a child or teenager, though occasionally used to describe someone relatively new to an activity or field regardless of age.
In cartoons and comics, the wavy lines that float above something smelly—basically the visual shorthand for 'this reeks' without requiring actual stench-o-vision technology.
When something explodes into massive cultural dominance, saturates every conversation for a hot minute, and then completely vanishes from public consciousness with virtually zero lasting impact—named after Avatar's spectacular rise and even more spectacular cultural fade.
Taking things to an extreme level, usually by escalating drama or conflict to ridiculous proportions, often ending with someone getting physically confronted.
The superhuman ability to tetris multiple items into one hand—a survival skill born from the fashion industry's cruel pocket conspiracy. Watching a woman wield this power is like witnessing a magician, except the magic is pure necessity.
An alcoholic beverage made with a 25-cent King Kullen brand canned soda and a flavored vodka -- ie: chocolate flavored vodka and King Kullen cream soda
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An acronym for one of the highest executive positions in a company; often reports to theCEOand is responsible for the daily operating duties of the company.
to be stuck in the hell hole of jury duty.
What rappers and wannabe tough guys call 'the city' when they want to sound more street and slightly more dangerous than 'downtown.' It's the concrete wilderness where survival of the flyest reigns supreme.