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A person who habitually neglects responsibilities and prefers idleness and self-indulgence; someone who basically lunches their entire existence away with zero regard for consequences.
The internet's favorite acronym for 'just kidding'—deployed after saying something potentially offensive, mean, or ridiculous to signal it was all in good fun.
A rude hand gesture made by raising the middle finger to express contempt, annoyance, or defiance toward someone. It's the universal nonverbal way to tell someone you're deeply unimpressed.
A darkly comedic rhetorical question someone asks in the kitchen when encountering someone being spectacularly stupid—sarcastically wishing you had access to weapons to deal with their dumbassery. It's homicidal ideation meets kitchen inadequacy.
A humorous, quasi-religious euphemism for marijuana that plays on devil-themed imagery to describe the forbidden green herb. It's what your aunt calls weed when she's trying to sound hip at Thanksgiving.
The act of arguing with your girlfriend while having absolutely no idea what you're talking about, thus guaranteeing you'll lose—a linguistic failure wrapped in relationship chaos.
A boyfriend so infatuated with his girlfriend that he doesn't realize he's essentially a prop in her life—her personal accessory rack who exists solely for her benefit and amusement.
A fictional 'holiday' on November 29th where someone locks in dares (and only dares, no truths) with a friend for 24 hours—basically a legally questionable prank permission slip disguised as tradition.
A euphemism for being intoxicated or high, typically after consuming cannabis. The preferred term for those who want to discuss their altered state without being obvious.
A folkloric "wishing time" rule claiming that if you see 11:11 in a different time zone than your own, you must tell your best friend your wish—because apparently temporal relativity also applies to teenage superstitions.
A nonsensical fictional product from internet culture, invented as an absurdist reference within online communities seeking to recapture random humor.
An insult, usually a particularly nasty or personal one designed to hit below the belt and make someone feel bad about themselves.
A name representing a girl who's genuinely kind and helpful but absolutely won't tolerate disrespect or nonsense. She's the rare combo of sweet but strong-willed—beautiful on the inside and outside.
A fictional mental destination you arrive at when you're thoroughly intoxicated or 'in it'—your drunk imagination's getaway resort where logic takes a vacation.
Someone so innocent and naive that their obliviousness becomes endearing—the type of person who doesn't get the joke but is adorable for not getting it.
A euphemism for masturbation or receiving a handjob, presumably because it involves... rhythmic manual labor? The culinary metaphor is admittedly creative, if unappetizing.
Music producers who rely heavily on pre-made synthesizer presets and samples rather than creating original sounds, often as a shortcut to productivity that sacrifices sonic uniqueness.
A casual acknowledgment or agreement that combines 'alright' with 'bet' to express understanding or acceptance with a laid-back, dismissive tone.
A portmanteau of 'momentous' and 'glorious' that describes something as a spectacularly significant event worthy of fanfare and celebration.
A cheeky way to say "call me back" or "get in touch with me," popular among surfers and urban folks who apparently couldn't just say 'hit me up' like normal people.
The simultaneous action of sitting down on a toilet and defecating—combining two bodily functions into one efficiently awkward verb.
An abbreviation for Deep Laugh Syndrome—that internal pressure building up from a hilarious moment that you're desperately trying not to let explode out of you.
A versatile term with multiple meanings: something physically torn apart, a digital audio file extracted from a CD, or slang for releasing intestinal gas with enthusiasm. Context is everything.
An acronym standing for 'fat ugly bastard'—a crude insult combining physical appearance criticism with general contempt. Mostly dated internet slang from the early 2000s.