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An elongated exclamation expressing shock, approval, or extreme impressiveness; the verbal equivalent of a dropped jaw requiring an impractical number of E's to properly convey amazement.
An acronym meaning 'All Hail Lord Brisus'—a reverent fandom expression honoring Brian May, the legendary guitarist of Queen, often used ironically or genuinely by rock music devotees.
A person aged 18-24 who's legally classified as an adult but whose survival skills suggest they'd be completely lost without parental intervention; technically grown, practically helpless.
A fresh trend or emerging thing destined to blow up and become mainstream. The next big thing that everyone's going to care about soon.
A voluminous, curly hairstyle sported by people of European descent; essentially nature's attempt at giving everyone the afro experience regardless of ancestry.
To stare at someone intensely and menacingly, giving them the evil eye without saying a word. A non-verbal way to communicate serious displeasure.
The full name of the acoustic comedy rock duo featuring Jack Black and Kyle Gass, known for their theatrical performances and songs that blend rock opera with dick jokes. They've somehow made songs about picking destiny's path and befriending Sasquatch into modern classics. Peak early-2000s comedy rock.
An overwhelmingly terrible smell, or the unfortunate talent for creating such a smell—it's the opposite of fresh and it announces itself before you do.
An abbreviation for Deep Laugh Syndrome—that internal pressure building up from a hilarious moment that you're desperately trying not to let explode out of you.
The moment you achieve personal enlightenment by figuring out your authentic self and life purpose, free from society's unrealistic expectations and other people's limited vision of who you should be.
A fandom 'ship' (romantic pairing) between two characters or people that fans consider to be the ultimate couple—the phrase basically means 'this is the best relationship that could possibly exist in this universe.'
The exclamation you involuntarily make when you spot an animal with an unexpected hole in it—basically the internet's way of describing that specific, bizarre moment of animal-related confusion. It's onomatopoeia for "what the hell is happening?"
To dive headfirst into a task or experience with reckless enthusiasm and zero preparation, consequences be damned. The gaming and creative world's way of saying 'yeet yourself into the void and see what happens.'
A devastating verbal takedown or rap battle victory so quick and merciless that the opponent never sees it coming. Like assassinating someone's credibility before they even knew they were in danger.
The optimistic cousin of TL;DR—stands for 'too long; will read.' You genuinely want to read that essay, manifesto, or wall of text, just not this exact second when you're multitasking like a caffeinated squirrel.
An auction website for MapleStory items that devolved into an internet cesspool of memes, racism, and niche discussions about anime, fighting games, and Asian snacks. Think 4chan but obsessed with a 2D MMORPG.
Guitar Hero Thumb—a repetitive strain injury on your strumming hand from shredding plastic guitars at expert difficulty levels way too often. It's the badge of honor no one wanted to earn.
When someone continuously bothers you, throws shade, or disrespects you from a distance. It's the metaphorical equivalent of someone getting under your skin repeatedly with negativity.
A somewhat tongue-in-cheek reference to New London, Connecticut, characterizing it as a rough urban area where crime is unfortunately common. It's local slang with a bit of dark humor.
A nonsensical exclamation expressing bewilderment or a complete loss for words when faced with an absurd or confusing situation.
A phonetically comedic attempt at British English pronunciation of 'governor'—what happens when British slang meets cartoonish caricature.
The slashed variant of 'jk'—technically the same acronym for 'just kidding,' just with more formatting flair for the pre-texting era.
A darkly comedic rhetorical question someone asks in the kitchen when encountering someone being spectacularly stupid—sarcastically wishing you had access to weapons to deal with their dumbassery. It's homicidal ideation meets kitchen inadequacy.
A humorous term for duct tape used as a quick-fix repair on vehicles, originating from Gastonia, North Carolina. When your bumper's hanging off and you need a solution that's 'good as new' (sort of), Gastonia Chrome is your friend.