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For example, if you tell yourBFFthat you just broke up with yourSO, they might respond with "uok?" Which ... well, you're likely not, so that's kind of a silly question. But it's a place to start a conversation.
When asked about your opinion and you don't have anything helpful or nice to say, send "N/C." The acronym stands for "no comment" and is a tried and true way to avoid trouble.
The full name of the acoustic comedy rock duo featuring Jack Black and Kyle Gass, known for their theatrical performances and songs that blend rock opera with dick jokes. They've somehow made songs about picking destiny's path and befriending Sasquatch into modern classics. Peak early-2000s comedy rock.
That confusing romantic gray zone where you're doing all the couple stuff—hanging out, hooking up, getting jealous when they date others—but without the actual label or commitment. Eventually, you'll awkwardly have to 'break up' with someone you were never technically dating.
A humorous term for duct tape used as a quick-fix repair on vehicles, originating from Gastonia, North Carolina. When your bumper's hanging off and you need a solution that's 'good as new' (sort of), Gastonia Chrome is your friend.
A hickey (visible neck bruise) left by someone who subsequently breaks up with you via email the next day—a humiliating souvenir of poor romantic judgment. The ultimate embarrassment of being literally marked by your own bad taste.
A descriptor for someone extraordinarily beautiful and charismatic, with an emotional depth paired with a cool exterior. Basically a human firework of contradictions.
A lesbian who splits the difference between femme and butch aesthetics—think soft features with a more masculine wardrobe and presentation. It's the androgynous sweet spot that refuses to choose a lane.
Someone who laughs constantly and excessively—the kind of person whose giggling becomes their defining characteristic and honestly makes everyone else smile.
The grand total of money you dropped on a good time and are now semi-regretting. It's like a receipt for your life choices, but somehow worse when you actually do the math.
The most sacred vow in the human contract—a pinky promise supersedes all other loopholes like crossed fingers and is allegedly binding by cosmic law.
To dive headfirst into a task or experience with reckless enthusiasm and zero preparation, consequences be damned. The gaming and creative world's way of saying 'yeet yourself into the void and see what happens.'
The ability to excel at traditionally masculine activities—whether it's fixing cars, grilling, or any skill stereotypically considered 'guy stuff.' Pure guynastic excellence.
To incorporate Patrón tequila into a social gathering or activity, essentially elevating the fun factor by adding premium spirits to the mix. It's like seasoning, but for parties and with a specific brand.
A person who shows zero romantic or sexual interest in any gender—they're just vibing solo in the dating game. Basically, the opposite of being chronically single; they're chronically unbothered.
Street slang for 'there,' used by those who've decided proper pronunciation is overrated. It's what you say when pointing at something while trying to sound authentically casual.
A time-honored domestic ritual where you progressively escalate your volume to summon a household member, starting with a whisper and ending with a blood-curdling scream on the third call. Highly effective, often annoying to neighbors.
Adapting gracefully to unexpected challenges and difficulties as they arise, rather than falling apart or resisting. It's the art of staying flexible when life throws curveballs.
Someone who's great at talking about doing things but never actually follows through. All hype, zero execution—the human equivalent of an empty promise.
A self-diagnosed condition characterized by repeatedly wandering to the kitchen in search of snacks despite finding nothing worth eating. It's the cyclical madness of an empty fridge meeting an optimistic stomach.
An exclamation combining 'Oh My Good Lord'—essentially an intensified version of 'OMG' for when regular amazement just won't cut it. Peak surprise energy.
A paradoxical creature from the classic nursery rhyme—a bear that is theoretically not fuzzy at all, making the name hilariously ironic. A reference to the contradiction between name and reality.
A LGBTQ+ individual who is passionate about video games, whether they're casual mobile gamers or competitive esports warriors. It's simply someone who enjoys gaming and happens to be gay—revolutionary concept, truly.
A sharp, pointy object capable of puncturing things, or the act of stabbing something with said pointy implement. Regional slang that gives you a folksy way to describe getting poked without sounding too medical about it. Think of it as the blue-collar cousin of "puncture."