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Stashing is when a person dates someone but doesn't publicly acknowledge the relationship. The name comes from how people and animals stash items to hide them.
The fine art of fixing or building something using only materials found in a garage, gas station, or tackle box—typically involving duct tape, WD-40, zip ties, and questionable engineering. It's the DIY solution that makes actual engineers weep but somehow holds together for years.
The mysteriously synchronized time when herds of animals all decide to defecate simultaneously, as if responding to some invisible biological alarm clock. A phenomenon familiar to anyone who works with livestock or has multiple pets.
A South Korean girl group that's basically the Beatles of K-pop—they debuted in 2016 with massive hits like 'Whistle' and 'Boombayah' and subsequently broke every record for female Korean acts on Billboard, YouTube, and basically everywhere else. They're the squad that made 'Ice Cream' and proved the whole world watches them.
A punny descriptor for someone carrying significantly excess weight—a play on Mike Tyson's name that's admittedly more mean-spirited than clever.
A crew of rebellious characters who fund their drinking habits through strategic theft rather than actual employment, achieving financial freedom through creative crime.
Someone with a head shape distinctly resembling an electric kettle—a brutally specific and unkind insult for particular cranial proportions.
A tongue-in-cheek way of saying you're doing absolutely nothing except watching TV all day—basically the laziest form of heroism known to humanity.
A member of late-19th-century Parisian street gangs who specialized in theatrical mugging. The romanticized name supposedly derived from Apache warriors, which says far more about European colonial imagination than historical accuracy.
Someone radiating aggressively wholesome energy to the point of becoming unbearable—think relentless cheerfulness, performative goodness, and an inability to engage with anything remotely cynical or sarcastic. Imagine a person who makes you want to embrace your own darkness just to create conversational balance.
An imaginary ESRB rating for games so violently insane that only a divine being could handle them without psychological damage. A humorous exaggeration of extreme video game violence.
Bradley Walsh's iconic catchphrase that signals the start of each episode of the British game show 'The Chase,' where contestants race against time and a trivia-destroying cyborg to build up their prize fund. It's become synonymous with the beginning of competitive chaos.
An archaic slang term for a dishonest character—thief, con artist, or cheat. Before we had TikTok scammers, we had bogies rolling into town with a smooth story and a getaway plan.
Name of a 1970's Lynyrd Skinner Song. To be requested from a band when it is clear "they suck". The humor is found in that Freebird is almost 10 min long and arguable the most difficult guitar solo.
Which means they will grab you by the balls, and hold it as hard as they can until a popping sound comes.
Another way to say vagina. Similar to how dick is short for Richard. Usually if a girl’s name is Gina she has a hairy gina.
A playful raspberry sound made by blowing against someone's skin (usually the belly or cheek), producing that silly motorboat-like noise. A physical comedy move popularized by tickling parents everywhere.
An absurdly contrived acronym from early internet subculture meaning 'what you got,' primarily used to ask what someone has for sale or trade. Peak early-2000s internet where people invented slang just to feel exclusive.
A chameleon-like person who adapts to any social group without commitment, blending in effortlessly while maintaining emotional distance. The social butterfly who everyone likes but nobody actually knows.
A person who looks absolutely stunning from across the room but significantly less so upon closer inspection, like a Monet painting that blurs into beauty from distance. The beautiful illusion that vanishes once you can actually see the details.
To load up on flashy diamonds and jewelry, essentially covering yourself in bling until you sparkle like a disco ball. The verbal equivalent of showing off expensive ice.
Street slang for the police or law enforcement; another version of '5-0.' Used to warn associates when cops are nearby or approaching.
The improvisational storage solution of last resort: your bra. Because apparently, fashion designers hate women and pants pockets, so why not turn undergarments into a makeshift clutch?
Someone who genuinely enjoys cuddling soft, furry things—think cats, dogs, beards, and blankets. No judgment here, just cozy vibes.