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An uncontrollable bout of talking just to hear yourself speak, usually at maximum volume and with zero self-awareness. Think of it as verbal diarrhea masquerading as conversation.
The undignified necessity of gently patting your rear end after a bout of diarrhea to remove residual unpleasantness. A condition usually triggered by poor life choices the night before.
The sudden, unexplained burst of hyperactive, chaotic energy that cats experience after dusk, characterized by dilated pupils and erratic behavior. It's like they've consumed an entire espresso machine in one sitting.
The optimistic cousin of TL;DR—stands for 'too long; will read.' You genuinely want to read that essay, manifesto, or wall of text, just not this exact second when you're multitasking like a caffeinated squirrel.
The profound sense of liberation and relief that comes from escaping a narcissistic relationship. It's that exhilarating moment when you realize you've finally broken free from emotional manipulation.
A humorous fictional reference to an online dating service for emotionally turbulent individuals who overshare their feelings. It's satirizing the tendency of certain people to use dating apps as therapy.
An onomatopoetic representation of the sound a person makes when they pass gas. It's the flatulent equivalent of 'whoosh' or 'splat'.
To load up on flashy diamonds and jewelry, essentially covering yourself in bling until you sparkle like a disco ball. The verbal equivalent of showing off expensive ice.
A street term meaning someone died from a drug overdose—a grim piece of slang that reflects the ongoing opioid crisis.
Homeless person, not quite outcast enough to have resorted to sleeping under bridges, prefering instead to use up the hospitality of everyone they know in turn.
Another way to say vagina. Similar to how dick is short for Richard. Usually if a girl’s name is Gina she has a hairy gina.
The desperately thin joint you roll when you're scraping together the last crumbs of weed from various stash spots. Named for its resemblance to an insect's appendage, it's more symbolic than functional.
Fantasy football leagues differ on whether they include play from just the DEF or the special teams, too (DST). It's up to you and the rest of the teams to choose how you want to play.
The abbreviation is mentioned in SilvaGunner's "File Select Fusion" video, which was posted on YouTube on September 29, 2016. SilvaGunner goes by the "SG" abbreviation more often than "GS." However, hardcore SilvaGunner fans may still use GS to refer to the channel. The abbreviation is rather obscure beyond SilvaGunner fans.
While the acronym is typically used to compliment a person or lift him up, it can also be used sarcastically. Since G4U can be used in different ways, it may not be a great acronym since the recipient could take it the wrong way.
What rappers and wannabe tough guys call 'the city' when they want to sound more street and slightly more dangerous than 'downtown.' It's the concrete wilderness where survival of the flyest reigns supreme.
A line of people, data packets, or literally anything waiting its turn in orderly fashion. The British version of 'line,' and also the most polite way to describe people standing around looking annoyed.
To start or embark upon an activity with intention and momentum, as in 'hitting the road' or 'hitting the gym.' The word implies purposeful action and forward motion.
A cheeky slang term for a condom, combining crude anatomical humor with a pseudo-official-sounding name.
A phonetically comedic attempt at British English pronunciation of 'governor'—what happens when British slang meets cartoonish caricature.
A humorous, quasi-religious euphemism for marijuana that plays on devil-themed imagery to describe the forbidden green herb. It's what your aunt calls weed when she's trying to sound hip at Thanksgiving.
Abbreviation for 'whatever,' deployed in chat situations when you need to express indifference with maximum efficiency. It's the textual equivalent of an eye roll and a shrug combined into two letters. For when typing three more letters would require effort you simply refuse to expend.
A folkloric "wishing time" rule claiming that if you see 11:11 in a different time zone than your own, you must tell your best friend your wish—because apparently temporal relativity also applies to teenage superstitions.
An overwhelmingly terrible smell, or the unfortunate talent for creating such a smell—it's the opposite of fresh and it announces itself before you do.