No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
When, after shooting a load of cum inside a girl, they squat above you and express it into your mouth
The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet
yeah, yeah, sure, whatever
The term may be used in a sentence, such as "their family is goals." It may also be preceded with a hashtag (#) and used next to an image or story that illustrates what you are trying to attain.Relationship goalsis a popular variation of the goals term.
A descriptor for someone extraordinarily beautiful and charismatic, with an emotional depth paired with a cool exterior. Basically a human firework of contradictions.
Facebook Best Friend Forever—the once-thrilling but ultimately hollow status of having someone add you on Facebook as a 'best friend,' which meant absolutely nothing in real life.
An uncontrollable bout of talking just to hear yourself speak, usually at maximum volume and with zero self-awareness. Think of it as verbal diarrhea masquerading as conversation.
An Arabic phrase meaning 'God willing' or 'if God is willing'—the spiritual equivalent of crossing your fingers, but with significantly more divine backup. Commonly used by Muslims and increasingly adopted in internet culture as a humorous hedge against uncertainty.
Going out alone without witnesses or friends, inspired by the Star Wars character's independent nature—often results in the best nights because you answer to no one.
A ridiculous term for surviving an impossible fall in Fortnite (or real life), defying physics and all logic—basically pulling off a miracle when you should've gone splat.
Those self-appointed highway enforcers who camp out in the passing lane going exactly the speed limit, completely oblivious that they're holding up traffic and driving everyone else insane with their misplaced sense of authority.
A redneck-approved method of unloading a truck bed by dropping the tailgate, throwing it in reverse, and slamming on the brakes to send everything flying out the back in one glorious, chaotic motion.
The mysterious phenomenon where your performance inexplicably skyrockets when attractive people are watching—apparently competence and confidence are directly proportional to how many 'baddies' are in attendance.
A sarcastic way of saying someone is not particularly bright or quick-witted. It's the verbal equivalent of a dull blade—blunt and ineffective.
The social pressure your friends apply to convince you to drink multiple beers in succession. It's peer pressure with a foam head.
A demand for someone to simplify their confusing or overly complicated explanation into plain, straightforward language that normal humans can actually understand. Basically the verbal equivalent of 'stop using big words and make sense.'
A digital equivalent of a physical Christmas stocking, typically an online collection or gift delivery of virtual items, digital currency, or online services given during the holiday season. It's what happens when tradition meets the internet and decides to go paperless.
A mental catalog of attractive people you fantasize about—basically a spank bank, but for people with different hardware. It's your personal collection of crushes, celebrities, and that one person from class filed away in the archives of your imagination.
To be extremely intoxicated or high, in a state of being completely out of it. Often used to describe the advanced stages of being under the influence where you're basically non-functional.
That brutally premature aging where your body acts like you're 80 despite being decades younger, accumulating injuries and deterioration at an unfair rate. It's when your knees sound like Rice Krispies and you pull a muscle sneezing.
Glasgow street slang for Mogadon (nitrazepam) sleeping pills—central depressants commonly used to take the edge off stimulants or provide quick shut-eye. Classic pharmaceutical slang from UK club culture.
Handheld electronic games (like Game Boy or Tiger Electronics) designed to keep your fingers busy and dopamine receptors firing. Basically portable addiction in a plastic case.
The frustrating cycle of desperately pursuing someone until they reciprocate interest, at which point your attraction mysteriously evaporates like morning dew. It's less about the person and more about the thrill of the chase.
An acronym for a dismissive phrase meant to insult someone's intelligence or character. It's the lazy texter's way of telling someone off without the effort of full words.