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An acronym meaning 'just kidding loser' or 'just kidding lol'—the classic move of saying something brutal then pretending you didn't mean it so the other person can't actually be mad at you.
A fandom 'ship' (romantic pairing) between two characters or people that fans consider to be the ultimate couple—the phrase basically means 'this is the best relationship that could possibly exist in this universe.'
That blissful mental state when a substance (usually an edible or drink) finally kicks in and you're no longer waiting—you're *there*. It's the moment of no return into a night of questionable decisions.
The social pressure your friends apply to convince you to drink multiple beers in succession. It's peer pressure with a foam head.
The unofficial holiday that comes after July 4th when people are still firing off their leftover fireworks because clearly one day of explosions wasn't enough.
Your soulmate or the person you have an intense physical and emotional bond with—expressed with maximum vowel enthusiasm. It's love with extra dramatics.
A complete disaster zone, usually describing a bachelor pad or dorm room where cleanliness went to die and chaos reigns supreme.
A keyboard-smash version of 'genius' that perfectly encapsulates someone trying way too hard to sound intelligent while actually demonstrating the opposite through spectacularly bad spelling.
Random keyboard smashing that might occur when someone's frustrated enough to punch their keyboard—the digital equivalent of screaming into the void.
Someone who identifies with or feels a spiritual connection to an animal—whether a real-world creature like a wolf or something mythical like a dragon. They don't physically transform but may experience mental shifts where they adopt the animal's perspective.
The mysterious phenomenon where your performance inexplicably skyrockets when attractive people are watching—apparently competence and confidence are directly proportional to how many 'baddies' are in attendance.
A reference to the fictional Kool-Aid mascot known for dramatically bursting through walls—used to humorously describe any chaotic or unexpected interruption.
A sophisticated level of intoxication that sits between "completely sober" and "embarrassing YouTube video." It's the Goldilocks zone of being drunk—just right, with minimal regret the next morning.
A person who harbors irrational prejudice against dentists as a group, treating them as somehow fundamentally different from the rest of society. It's basically bigotry, but make it dental—a Seinfeld-coined term that brilliantly satirizes all forms of discrimination by applying them to tooth doctors.
A quick exclamation expressing approval of something with artistic flair, usually said with a slight Spanish-influenced inflection. It's basically shorthand for 'that's pretty artistic' when you can't be bothered with proper grammar.
A romantic ship name created by blending a name starting with 'St' with the name Avery, resulting in 'Stavery.' It's the kind of portmanteau romance that only makes sense to the two people involved and their overly invested friends.
A digital equivalent of a physical Christmas stocking, typically an online collection or gift delivery of virtual items, digital currency, or online services given during the holiday season. It's what happens when tradition meets the internet and decides to go paperless.
An honest acronym standing for 'Chuckled Out Loud'—for people who want to admit that something was mildly amusing rather than claiming LOL when they barely cracked a smile. It's the internet's way of being real about what actually made you laugh.
An adjective describing someone who is exponentially more confident than their knowledge justifies—think arrogance on steroids, but with 90% fewer facts to back it up. Coined by Brandon Sanderson, it's the perfect word for people who argue with PhDs while armed only with Google and vibes.
The unfortunate moment when your desperate need to use the bathroom is immediately killed by the horrifying discovery of someone else's biological waste covering the toilet seat. It's the ultimate appetite suppressant for your digestive emergency.
An acronym for 'Annoying the Shit Out of Me'—the perfect shorthand for expressing maximum irritation when you can't be bothered spelling it all out. It's the text-speak equivalent of an exasperated eye roll.
An unattractive duck attempting to fit in with swans; metaphorically, someone who desperately wants to be part of a group they don't belong to and lacks the qualities to succeed. A self-aware putdown for wannabes.
A rural transplant attempting to assimilate into big city life while still maintaining her country roots beneath the urban facade. She's got the city wardrobe and attitude, but her heart still belongs to the backroads.
A person who incessantly boasts, talks excessively, and has an unsolicited opinion on literally everything—the human equivalent of a broken record player.