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A vowel-optional plea for assistance typed with the linguistic enthusiasm of someone who discovered delete keys. Gen-Z's greatest contribution to spelling chaos, now mandatory in every workplace Slack.
An alcoholic beverage made with a 25-cent King Kullen brand canned soda and a flavored vodka -- ie: chocolate flavored vodka and King Kullen cream soda
When, after shooting a load of cum inside a girl, they squat above you and express it into your mouth
you got to be kidding me
To be ghosted by someone you genuinely connected with on a dating app—named after the feeling of being mysteriously vanished on by someone who seemed perfect.
An archaic slang term for a dishonest character—thief, con artist, or cheat. Before we had TikTok scammers, we had bogies rolling into town with a smooth story and a getaway plan.
A member of late-19th-century Parisian street gangs who specialized in theatrical mugging. The romanticized name supposedly derived from Apache warriors, which says far more about European colonial imagination than historical accuracy.
A casual affirmation that everything's good, looking fresh, or going smoothly. Borrowed from luxury brand swagger to signal you're in a solid position.
Extremely intoxicated on cocaine to the point of talking incessantly, oversharing embarrassing secrets, and generally making a fool of yourself. The kind of high that leaves you mortified the next day.
Adjective describing something thoroughly covered in 'cope'—internet-speak for coping mechanisms, delusion, or self-deception. If a take is copeatious, it's basically someone coping so hard they've built a second reality.
An expression of agreement or acknowledgment in response to a statement or proposition. Think of it as a casual 'yes' or 'for sure' that signals you're on board.
A portmanteau of 'momentous' and 'glorious' that describes something as a spectacularly significant event worthy of fanfare and celebration.
Random keyboard smashing that might occur when someone's frustrated enough to punch their keyboard—the digital equivalent of screaming into the void.
Someone (typically a Floridian) who clocks out at 5 PM sharp to immediately hit the bar for margaritas and Jimmy Buffett songs—basically living the perpetual vacation lifestyle on a Tuesday.
The mysterious phenomenon where your performance inexplicably skyrockets when attractive people are watching—apparently competence and confidence are directly proportional to how many 'baddies' are in attendance.
The unfortunate moment when your desperate need to use the bathroom is immediately killed by the horrifying discovery of someone else's biological waste covering the toilet seat. It's the ultimate appetite suppressant for your digestive emergency.
A person who consistently violates community rules yet mysteriously evades punishment or bans—apparently operating under a different rulebook than everyone else. They're the player who always seems to get away with it, leaving moderators baffled.
A state of complete absurdity characterized by randomness, idiocy, or behavior reminiscent of elephant-level chaos—basically the condition needed for nonsensical things to make perfect sense. It's when logic goes on vacation and weird becomes the new normal.
Short for 'smoke up'—a group activity involving the communal consumption of cannabis joints. It's the organized gathering of people ready to get elevated together.
Any recreational substance consumed in suburban America that has absolutely zero street credibility, making the whole 'thug' label utterly ridiculous and deeply ironic.
A playful, slightly crude metaphor for the human brain, comparing its pinkish color and wrinkled texture to an actual rose. A humorous way to say 'use your brain' without sounding like your mom.
Yiddish-origin slang for being absolutely bonkers, certifiably nuts, or a few sandwiches short of a full picnic. When someone suggests you do something genuinely insane, they're questioning whether you've lost your marbles entirely.
A euphemism for being intoxicated or high, typically after consuming cannabis. The preferred term for those who want to discuss their altered state without being obvious.
The simultaneous action of sitting down on a toilet and defecating—combining two bodily functions into one efficiently awkward verb.