cocking

Definition

The practice of texting while simultaneously urinating—a risky multitasking endeavor that may result in wet shoes or bathroom mishaps.

Example Usage

Dude, I was cocking in the bathroom and almost dropped my phone in the toilet.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cocking&defid=5892610)

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